Modern Steam City Era Timeline

Introduction
The Steam City era was the most depressing and autistic parody of our modern society. This era began in 1299 A.D. with the construction of Steam City and uh OOT OOT OOT HEY YOU WANNA SEE MY PENCIL OOT OOT OOT WANNA SEE MY PENCIL JEFFY OOT OOT WANNA SEE MY PENCIL DADDY OOT OOT OOT IM JEFFY PBBBHHHRRRTTTTTTTT PBHBBRRRTTTT AUGHHH AUGHHHH JEFFY OOT OOT OOT

https://youtu.be/jOhlYW7Oqk8

I'm going to sacrifice a bunch of infants to the devil all because of jeffy

The Jewish Influence of Steam City
This section doesn't have a specific date or anything, since Jews have always been in Steam City since the dawn of time. Rubbing their hands and moving the chess pieces one by one. The Jews have brought nothing but degeneracy to Steam City. This includes the acceptance of LGBT, ~3000 hours of CIA programming on the Disney channel, and unemployment rates skyrocketing among the youth of Steam City due to the acceptance and normalisation of pornography. The Jews were the main fault of this with a little bit of help from the Chinese, Japanese and South Korean governments. What I'm speaking of in this instance is anime and kpop. These two are the main ingredients to destroying an entire generation of western males, that and fluoride in tap water and endocrine disruptors in meat, which both lower your IQ and reduce testosterone. In Steam City's instance, there is also estrogen being dumped in the water supply which explains quite a lot about the current youth of Steam City.

Jews are behind creating the cartoon abomination known as anime. The jews created it, because their primary goal is to feminise the youth of western civilisation and turn them into transhumanist brain dead slaves, which is evident because just simply looking at the picture above makes you feel like your dopamine levels are shrinking rapidly. Don't be fooled by the evil wretch because even if she was real, she wouldn't want you, she would want me instead. They first practised with normalising anime among the Japanese and it worked perfectly, the next was normalising anime in Western Europe, America and Australia which worked too, beyond the Jews' expectations. Shortly after this was the invention of kpop which serves as a dual function to not only brainwash the western youth to make them feel happy and cheerful about their sh!tty mundane lives. But also to prepare them for a future world where western anglo values and all worldwide components of the anglo essence have been replaced with satanic neo-atheist jewish plastic rhetoric. If you still aren't convinced, here's more:

Baba Kamma 113a: "Every Jew is allowed to use lies and perjury to bring a non-Jew to ruin."

Babba Bathra 54b: "Non-Jewish property belongs to the Jew who uses it first."

Gad. Shas. 2:2: “A Jew may violate but not marry a non-Jewish girl.”

Gittin 57a: "Jesus is in hell and is being punished by being boiled in semen. Christians are boiled in dung."

Hilkkoth Akum XI or Z1: “Do not save Goyim in danger of death.”

Hilkkoth Akum XI: “Show no mercy to the Goyim.”

Iore Dea 337, 1: "As you replace lost cows and donkeys, so you shall replace dead non-Jews."

Kethuboth 3b: "Sexual intercourse with non-Jews is like sexual intercourse with animals."

Kerithuth 6b page 78, Jebhammoth 61a: "Just Jews are humans, the Non-Jews are no humans, but cattle."

Orach Chaiim 57, 6a: "The non-Jews have to be avoided, even more than sick pigs."

Sanhedrin 57a: “When a Jew murders a gentile (“Cuthean”), there will be no death penalty. What a Jew steals from a gentile he may keep.”

Sanhedrin 59a: "Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal."

Sanhedrin 59a: "A Goy (Gentile) who pries into the law (Talmud) is guilty of death."

Sanhedrin 90a: "Those who read the New Testament ("uncanonical books") will have no portion in the world to come."

Sanhedrin 105ab: "Jesus fornicated with his jackass."

Timeline
Some birthdays won't be included due to me not knowing or remembering birthdays and people not wanting to be included, etc.

(this section is unfinished steamsad: )

1299

 * The Second Gnomistan Nuclear Holocaust technically concludes on an unknown date in 1299.


 * Construction of Steam City begins and everything related to Gnomistan and the Gnomes culture are destroyed by the Valve Corporation. The Valve Headquarters is rebuilt and several 100% Valve, owned districts are constructed including: The Big shot district, VALVE autonomous oblast, Stock exchange district, and Corporation District.


 * The Second Mustard War begins on April 25th, 1299.


 * Gustavolands becomes the designated "Grease District" of Steam City on December 30th, 1299.

1300

 * The Steam City Renaissance begins on an unknown date in 1300.


 * BadassPCSupremacist is born on an unknown date in 1300.


 * Greasy Gus creates his first mashup art piece on October 7th, 1300.

1327

 * EpicThangosCrappians is founded on April 16th, 1327.

1328

 * The Thangos District is founded and begins construction on January 3rd, 1328.

1344

 * The Second Mustard War concludes on March 9th, 1344 after Greasy Gus lodged a half decomposed fetus up his ass and declaring he won the war despite the fact that he had no involvement whatsoever.

1488

 * Jim Bob Wee is born on April 20th, 1488.


 * The Walmart City Civil War begins on November 10th, 1488.

1503

 * Jimmy's Mustard is built and open for business on September 6th, 1503.

1516

 * The Walmart City Civil War concludes on March 5th, 1516 after Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian detonates several nukes in the North Atlantic Ocean and Walmart City killing 170 million.

1527

 * The Steam City Renaissance ends after the creation of mashup art is outlawed by The Valve Corporation and punishable by crucifixion and permanent community ban.


 * Tilted Towers becomes the capital of Gustavolands after the Grease Poop Agreement takes effect on July 9th, 1527.

1563

 * Gordon Warrawarrabushtibushti is born on June 10th, 1563 in The Gibson Desert, Western Australia.

1603

 * The Yakuza Steam City branch is founded on January 1st, 1603.


 * The Yakuza Empire District is founded and constructed on October 15th, 1603.

1621

 * The Greasy Gus Fight Club event begins on August 1st, 1621.


 * The Greasy Gus Fight Club event concludes on October 13th, 1621.


 * Bubba Hadunk is born on December 31st, 1621.

1692

 * The Great Logo Lake War begins on September 5th, 1692.


 * Phwong Chong is assassinated by The Walmart Tribe on November 30th, 1692 for supporting Townsville.

1739

 * JohnnyFartbag_39 is born on June 21st, 1739 in Child Porn City,Dchildpornlandia.

1745

 * The Great Logo Lake War concludes on April 23rd, 1745.

1769

 * The Thangos District Nuclear Bombing of 1769 begins on September 15th, 1769 and concludes on September 30th.


 * JohnnyFartbag_39 is assassinated by BadassPCSupremacist on October 2nd, 1769.

1788

 * The Antipodean Resistance is founded on January 12th, 1788.


 * The Australian District is founded and constructed on January 26th, 1788.


 * The Abo Genocides begin on January 26th, 1788.

1800

 * The law prohibiting mashup art in Steam City is no longer in effect and removed from the Steam Terms of Service on August 17th, 1800.


 * The Museum of Mashup Art is constructed in New Greaseland City, Gustavolands on August 17th, 1800.

1806

 * Penis Matthews I is born on February 26th, 1806.


 * The Steam City Slave Trade begins on March 6th, 1806.


 * The VALVE autonomous oblast Synagogue bombings begin on September 15th, 1806.

1814

 * The Norwegian District is founded on May 17th, 1814.

1839

 * The Walmart HQ Siege of 1839 begins and concludes on January 1st, 1839.


 * Penis Matthews I is assassinated by Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian in Townsville, Walmart Island on January 10th, 1839.

1861

 * The Retard Brigade is founded on April 10th, 1861.


 * The Diarrhea City Civil War begins on April 12th, 1861.

1865

 * The Diarrhea City Civil War concludes on April 9th, 1865.


 * Retard County is founded and construction begins on April 9th, 1865 after the Diarrhea City Civil War ends.


 * Diarrhea City is proclaimed as the capital city of Retard County on April 10th, 1865.

1872

 * The First Steam City Race War begins on July 25th, 1872.


 * The Johnny Rebel Statue is constructed in Retard County on August 14th, 1872.


 * The Logo Lake Town Terrorist Attacks begin on November 5th, 1872 and conclude on November 8th, 1872.

1880

 * Wong Xougong I is born on October 26th, 1880.

1884

 * Wong Xougong II is born on June 27th, 1884.

1889

 * Eatler is born on April 20th, 1889.

1896

 * The First Steam City Race War concludes on February 8th, 1896.

1906

 * Mayor Steam Happy is born on April 8th, 1906.

1911

 * The Ching Ping Xing Ming Chong Xue Hua Piao Piao Bei Feng Xiao Xiao Revolution begins on October 10th, 1911.

1912

 * Chinatown is founded and begins construction on January 1st, 1912.


 * Hong Kong District is founded and begins construction on January 1st, 1912.


 * Wong Industries is founded in Beijing, China on February 21st, 1912.

1914

 * The Steam City Wong Industries Headquarters is constructed on September 16th, 1914.

1918

 * The Balkan District is founded and begins construction on December 1st, 1918.

1925

 * Wong Xougong I is assassinated on January 19th, 1925.


 * The Wong Xougong Assassinations begin on January 19th, 1925.


 * The Sun Yee On Steam City branch is founded on February 4th, 1925.

1930

 * Jaxx Senior is born on July 3rd, 1930.

1935

 * The Trollmacht is formed in Nazi Germany on an unknown date in 1935.

1939

 * North Park War II begins on September 1st, 1939.

1940

 * Aql910 is rumored to have been born on an unknown date in 1940.


 * The Greaselands District is successfully liberated by Gustavolands on November 10th, 1940.


 * Lei Feng is born on December 18th, 1940 in Changsha, China

1941

 * The North Park Holocaust never happened.

1945

 * 14K Steam City branch is founded on an unknown date in 1945.


 * North Park War II concludes on September 2nd, 1945.

1946

 * The Anti Troll Force is formed on January 1st, 1946.


 * The Retard County Riots of 1946 begin on January 5th, 1946 and conclude on February 16th.


 * TRUMBO is born on June 14th, 1946.

1948

 * The Koreatown district is founded and constructed on August 15th, 1948.


 * The Anti Troll Force Headquarters is constructed on November 29th, 1948.

1949

 * Imran Zakhaev is born on an unknown date in 1949 in the Soviet Union.


 * The Gustavolands Revolution begin on March 10th, 1949 and conclude on March 17th.


 * Discord Mod is born on November 19th, 1949.

1954

 * The Israeli Mafia's Steam City branch is founded on May 29th, 1954.

1955

 * The Down Syndrome Militia is formed on an unknown date in 1955.


 * The United Troll Forces is formed on March 20th, 1955.


 * The LGBTQ+ District is founded and constructed on April 17th, 1955.


 * The Ch⁣ing Ch⁣ong Trollege begins on November 1st, 1955.

1959

 * Chocodooby is born on an unknown date in 1959 in Afghanistan.

1962

 * Quercus is born on May 18th, 1962.


 * Big Man is born on October 23rd, 1962.

1963

 * Mr. Ding Ping Ling VIII is born on December 31st, 1963 in Kobe, Japan.

1964

 * Mayor Steam Happy wins the 1964 election and becomes the new mayor of Steam City


 * steamhappy's become the new currency of Steam City replacing V-Bucks.

1967

 * The Five-Day-War begins on June 8th, 1967 and concludes on June 13th.


 * Jaxx is born on November 29th, 1967.

1968

 * Karma is born on an unknown date in 1968.


 * Gaby is born on February 26th, 1968.

1969

 * Gus Live begins on August 15th, 1969 and concludes on August 18th.


 * Pablo The Retard is born on December 2nd, 1969.

1973

 * Xedra is born on an unknown date in 1973.


 * The Steam City South Korean Mafia is founded on August 10th, 1973.

1974

 * The Steam City North Korean Mafia is founded on June 17th, 1974.

1975

 * Putt is born on an unknown date in 1975 in Pensacola, United States.


 * Jaxx Senior is assassinated by Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian in The Cambodian District on April 29th, 1975.


 * The Ching Chong Trollege concludes on April 30th, 1975.


 * Sexy Vore Park is constructed in North Park, Walmart Island on June 3rd, 1975.

1976

 * Alkhazur Estemirov is born on February 10th, 1976 in Tazbichi, Chechnya.

1977

 * Sal is born on an unknown date in 1977 in Tel Aviv, Israel


 * The Townsville Massacre of 1977 begins on September 3rd, 1977 and concludes on September 13th.


 * Eatler dies from a heart attack on September 23rd, 1977.

1978

 * Ling Ding Peng is assassinated by Woo Bum-Kon on May 4th, 1978 in Koreatown.


 * The Korean Conflict begins on May 4th, 1978.

1980

 * Finn is born on an unknown date in 1980 in either Abkhazia, Serbia or Myanmar.


 * The Steam City Satanic Panic begins on January 1st, 1980.


 * Wong Xougong XIX is born on July 14th, 1980.

1981

 * The Walmart-Tasmaniac Conflict begins on September 18th, 1981.

1982

 * Robert Ford is born on January 31st, 1982 in New York City, United States.


 * The Korean Conflict concludes on September 26th, 1982.

1984

 * Toxic Coffee is born on an unknown date in 1984.


 * Toxic Coffee wins the 1984 Chess Tournament


 * Mayor Steam Happy is assassinated by Aql910 in the Cambodian District on August 15th, 1984


 * The Cambodian Shootout begins and concludes on August 15th, 1984.


 * Gaben Newell is automatically re-elected on August 16th, 1984 and becomes the mayor of Steam City again.

1986

 * The Yakuza-Abo War begins on January 5th, 1986.

1988

 * Nk is born on an unknown date in 1988 in Russia.

1989

 * Wong Xougong XX is born on July 14th, 1980.


 * Gordon Warrawarrabushtibushti is assassinated by Mr. Ding Ping Ling VIII on October 1st, 1989.


 * The Yakuza-Abo War concludes on October 5th, 1989.

1990

 * The 14K-Abo Conflict begins on January 30th, 1990.

1991

 * The Russian District is founded and constructed on December 26th, 1991.

1992

 * Alice Springs becomes a district of Steam City on April 5th, 1992.


 * The Abo War begins on April 5th, 1992.


 * Wang Dong News Network is founded in Xinjiang, China on July 17th, 1992.


 * Wang Dong News Network's Steam City branch is founded in the Islam District on November 25th, 1992.

1993

 * The Dirlewanger Brigade is formed on May 2nd, 1993.


 * Retard County Siege begins on February 28th, 1993 and concludes on April 19th, 1993.

1994

 * The Steam City Satanic Panic concludes on December 1st, 1994.

1996

 * The Abo War concludes on December 14th, 1996.

1999

 * Gus Live '99 begins on July 22nd, 1999 and concludes on July 25th.

2001

 * Windows XP Gangster Edition is released on May 15th, 2001.


 * Woomzy is born on an unknown date in 2001.

2002

 * The Retard County Civil War begins on January 20th, 2002.


 * PosseidonWaterGod aka. Quercus is born on an unknown date in 2002.

2003

 * The Sun Yee On-Abo War begins on October 15th, 2003.

2005

 * Jacks is born on an unknown date in 2005.


 * The 14K-Abo Conflict concludes on August 25th, 2005.

2008

 * Maurice The Orangutan wins the 2008 election and becomes the new mayor of Steam City.


 * The Russian Mafia Steam City branch is founded on March 12th, 2008 in the Russian District.

2014

 * The Sun Yee On-Abo War concludes on September 29th, 2014.

2015

 * The 1% Corporation is founded on June 1st, 2015 in Discord City.


 * The Steam City Bank Heist begins and concludes on June 29th, 2015.

2020

 * The Early 2020 E-Crusades begin sometime in March, 2020.


 * GAYBANIA is founded on May 12th, 2020.


 * Templar Order is formed on May 14th, 2020.


 * The Big Locker Bullies is formed on May 23rd, 2020.


 * Saving Rivellon is formed on June 4th, 2020.


 * Nobs is assassinated by Zokh sometime in June, 2020.


 * Kermit is assassinated by Zokh sometime in June, 2020.


 * Science is assassinated by Zokh sometime in June, 2020.


 * Gecko Zilla is assassinated by Zokh sometime in August, 2020.


 * The Early 2020 E-Crusades conclude sometime in August, 2020.


 * The 50% is founded sometime in November, 2020.


 * The 50% Fort is constructed on November 18th, 2020.


 * 1st transgender mass shooter any% WR is founded on November 19th, 2020.


 * The 50%-Putt Conflict begins sometime in late November, 2020.


 * The Golden Unicorn Heist begins and concludes on December 10th, 2020.


 * The Steam City Depression begins on December 19th, 2020.


 * Chinee Man is killed on December 26th, 2020 in Battambang, Cambodia.


 * SCREAM SQUAD is founded on December 26th, 2020 in Heilongjiang, China

2021

 * The 50% is disbanded sometime in March, 2021.


 * The 51% is founded sometime in April, 2021.


 * Toxic Coffee Corporations is founded sometime in April 2021.


 * The 50%-DEUS Conflict begins sometime in April, 2021.


 * Derek Chauvin Memoriam is founded on April 10th, 2021


 * The Valve HQ Terrorist Attack begins and concludes on May 3rd, 2021.


 * Gang Alcohol is founded on May 30th, 2021


 * The Gang Alcohol vs VALVE War begins on June 3rd, 2021 and concludes on June 5th.


 * Black New World Order is founded on June 4th, 2021.


 * The GAYBANIA Vs The Big Locker Bullies War begins on June 30th, 2021


 * CRACK DEN is founded on July 1st, 2021.


 * The 51% is purged and forced to disband on July 2nd, 2021.


 * The GAYBANIA Vs The Big Locker Bullies War concludes on July 2nd, 2021


 * The 53% is founded on July 14th, 2021.


 * Wong Xougong XIX is assassinated by Big Man on July 28th, 2021.


 * Lei Feng Industries is founded on July 28th, 2021 after Wong Industries is rebranded following the assassination of Wong Xougong XIX.


 * The Entire Lore of Steam City guide aka. the first known written documentation of the Steam City lore is released on July 29th, 2021.


 * Greasy Gus Fan Club is founded on July 30th, 2021.


 * The Wong Industries Headquarters is demolished on July 31st, 2021.


 * The Lei Feng Industries Headquarters is constructed on August 1st, 2021.


 * Nidal Nijm Games is founded on August 3rd, 2021.


 * bjarne kristof is born on August 25th, 2021.


 * The Anti Troll Force is disbanded on August 29th, 2021.


 * Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. is founded on August 29th, 2021.
 * The 50%-A.T.F. Conflict begins on August 30th, 2021.


 * The Nyirripi Petrol Sniffing Tribe's Steam City Branch is founded on September 9th, 2021.


 * The New A.T.F. Headquarters is constructed on September 15th, 2021 in the Christian District


 * The Three Day War For Steam City begins on September 22nd, 2021 and concludes on September 25th.


 * The J Town District is founded and begins construction on October 3rd, 2021.


 * Abkhaz Constructions is founded on October 5th, 2021.


 * The 14K Vs The Nyirripi Petrol Sniffing Tribe Gang War begins and concludes on October 29th, 2021.


 * Crack Den Occupied Territory becomes a district of Steam City on November 5th, 2021.


 * The Korea Town War of 2021 begins and concludes on November 15th, 2021.


 * Imaran Zakhaev is assassinated by Woo Bum-Kon on November 15th, 2021.


 * Jaxx is assassinated by Greasy Gus on November 29th, 2021.


 * The Chechen Mafia Steam City branch is founded on November 30th, 2021.


 * The 2021 Steam City Port Shootout begins and concludes on December 2nd, 2021.


 * The Third Chechen War begins on December 2nd, 2021 following the 2021 Steam City Port Shootout.


 * Quercus is assassinated by Alkhazur Estemirov on December 3rd, 2021 in the Welsh District.


 * The 50%-DEUS Conflict concludes on December 3rd, 2021.


 * GAY TEE EFF is founded on December 11th, 2021.


 * The A.T.F. Artificial Island begins construction and becomes a district of Steam City on December 16th, 2021


 * GANGBANGLADESH is founded sometime in late December, 2021.


 * The BNWO War begins on December 22nd, 2021.


 * McChicken is assassinated on December 22nd, 2021.


 * The New A.T.F. Headquarters is moved to the A.T.F. Artificial Island district on December 27th, 2021.

2022

 * The Eddmnd Profile Fart Incident begins and concludes on an unknown date in 2022.


 * The BNWO War concludes on January 1st, 2022.


 * Sal commits suicide on January 1st, 2022.


 * The Grease Wars begin on January 2nd, 2022.


 * CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION is founded on January 2nd, 2022.


 * Imarat Kavkaz is founded on January 11th, 2022.


 * Israelhell is founded on January 23rd, 2022.


 * The Great F󠀡󠀡urf󠀡󠀡ag E-Crusade of 2022 begins on January 24th, 2022.


 * Zokh is assassinated by Gaby on January 27th, 2022.


 * The Great Purge of Steam City begins on January 27th, 2022.


 * The 56% is founded on February 1st, 2022.


 * The Great F󠀡󠀡urf󠀡󠀡ag E-Crusade of 2022 concludes on February 4th, 2022.


 * The New A.T.F. Headquarters is demolished on February 12th, 2022.


 * Jacks is assassinated by Greasy Gus on February 14th, 2022.


 * Lei Feng is assassinated by Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. on February 16th, 2022.


 * The Grease Wars conclude on February 16th, 2022.


 * The 50%-A.T.F. Conflict concludes on February 17th, 2022.


 * The Lei Feng Statue is constructed on February 18th, 2022 in the Chinatown district.


 * Meth Trucker dies on February 25th, 2022 on I-80 near Lincoln, Nebraska, United States.


 * Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. is disbanded on March 1st, 2022 following the death of Jacks.


 * Karma is assassinated by The 1% Corporation sometime in March, 2022.


 * Toxic Coffee is assassinated by Gaby sometime in March, 2022.


 * Gus Live 2022 begins on March 3rd, 2022 and concludes on March 29th.


 * The 56% faction is purged by the Steam Moderation Team sometime in May, 2022 and is disbanded.


 * Duncan Moore is assassinated by Gaby sometime in June, 2022.


 * Steam City Moonman Gangster Disciples is founded on June 2nd, 2022.


 * Saul is assassinated by Gaby on June 15th, 2022.


 * Gaby is assassinated by Finn on June 19th, 2022.


 * The Big Locker Bullies vs DEUS war begins on July 11th, 2022.


 * Pablo The Retard dies on July 13th, 2022.


 * The Retard County Civil War concludes on July 14th, 2022 following the death of Pablo The Retard


 * Schizostaffel is founded on July 23rd, 2022.


 * The Great Wormist Uprising of 2022 begins on July 28th, 2022.


 * The Groans Church of Steam City is constructed in the Burmese District on July 30th, 2022.


 * The Great Indonesian Purge begins on July 30th, 2022.


 * Xedra is assassinated by Toxic Coffee Corporations on August 6th, 2022.


 * Brother Hao is assassinated by Wong Xougong XX on August 8th, 2022.


 * Lei Feng Industries is rebranded back to Wong Industries following the assassination of Brother Hao on August 8th, 2022.


 * The First Corporation War begins on August 9th, 2022.


 * The Next Realitie Poll begins on August 9th, 2022.


 * The Wannabe Steam City Gangster Extermination Event begins on August 12th, 2022.


 * The Next Realitie Poll concludes on August 14th, 2022.

2023

 * The Gustavolands Civil War begins on April 15th, 2023.

2024

 * The Gustavolands Civil War concludes on May 25th, 2024.


 * Maurice The Orangutan is assassinated by The 1% Corporation on July 9th, 2024.


 * Robert Ford wins the 2024 election by default after the Maurice The Orangutan assassination.


 * The Second Corporation War begins on September 15th, 2024.

2025

 * Woomzy will probably neck himself around this time, hopefully sooner.


 * The 1% District becomes a district of Steam City on January 1st, 2025.


 * Every Valve owned district is liberated by The 1% Corporation and become sub-districts of The 1% District on November 19th, 2025.

2026

 * North Park War III begins on January 5th, 2026.


 * The Museum of Mashup Art, The 50% Fort and Jaxx Wall are destroyed on March 29th, 2026.


 * Brother Hao is assassinated by The Walmart Tribe on April 1st, 2026.


 * Chinatown is liberated by Walmart Island and becomes a sub-district of Walmart Island on April 6th, 2026.


 * Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian is assassinated by Ganashiro The Scourge of Walmart on December 31st, 2026.

2027

 * North Park War III concludes on January 1st, 2027.


 * The Walmart Tribe is disbanded on January 1st, 2027.


 * Ganashiro The Scourge of Walmart is assassinated by Robert Ford on January 5th, 2027.


 * Walmart Island is liberated by The 1% Corporation and becomes a sub-district of The 1% District on February 11th, 2027.


 * Walmart Island is renamed to The Cattle Farm on February 17th, 2027.

2031

 * The Societal Collapse of Steam City begins on April 29th, 2031.


 * The Steam Moderation Team is disbanded on April 29th, 2031 (thank god) thus making Steam City a lawless society.


 * The Great Purge of Steam City concludes on April 30th, 2031.


 * The Second Steam City Race War begins on August 25th, 2031.

2034

 * The Valve HQ is destroyed by Greasy Gus on October 25th, 2034


 * Gaben Newell is assassinated by Greasy Gus on October 27th, 2034 in New Zealand.


 * Robert Ford is assassinated by Greasy Gus on October 29th, 2034 in Melbourne, Australia.


 * The 1% Corporation and The Valve Corporation are disbanded on October 29th, 2034.


 * The Second Corporation War concludes on October 29th, 2034.


 * Greasy Gus becomes the unelected mayor of Steam City on October 29th, 2034.

2035

 * Child Porn Park is constructed in Grease City, Gustavolands on January 23rd, 2035.


 * The Second Steam City Race War concludes on August 19th, 2035.


 * The OBTWill, Bubba Hadunk and King Ass Ripper Invasion of Steam City begins on November 17th, 2035.


 * The Shit Pit is created on December 19th, 2035 on Walmart Island aka. The Cattle Farm


 * The OBTWill, Bubba Hadunk and King Ass Ripper Invasion of Steam City concludes on December 19th, 2035 following an apocalyptic nuclear grease explosion that causes everything in Steam City (excluding Greasy Gus) to reduce to nothing but nuclear ash and grease. This is the end of Steam City.


 * Greasy Gus is thrown into the Shit Pit on December 19th, 2035 where he is put into a coma.