The Entire Lore of Steam City

"The Entire Lore of Steam City" refers to a guide created by Zokh and a real life friend of his named Sir Shaoguan of Shenzhen. This was officially the first documentation of the Steam City lore ever.

= Origin = The Entire Lore of Steam City guide originated on the Steam community website on July 29th, 2021. It is the first ever known documentation of Steam's history and lore. It was created because Big Man had the idea of creating a "Timeline" of Steam City. This gave Zokh the idea to use a guide as a template for the documentation after being inspired by the Hunting The Legendary Nozzakins guide that was created by PoseidonWaterGod not even a month prior. It was uploaded to the Wild Animal Racing community hub for god knows what reason.

= The First Purge = After about, let's say 3 months of the guide's existence, the Steam Moderation Team and Valve had caught their eyes on the documentation after an anonymous tip was given to feds about it's existence. This led to the Steam Moderation Team removing the guide from public view and giving the creator, Zokh, a 2 week community ban for harassment, although he did nothing wrong, morally. The tipper was eventually found out to be Jaxx, former chief of the Anti Troll Force.

= The Second Purge = The second purge occurred on November 3rd, 2021 after another tip was given to the Steam Moderation Team and Valve about another guide being released by Zokh. The Steam Moderation Team banned Zokh for a month and the tipper was found out to be the second most irrelevant steam user, Jenkem Junkie.

= Thus Spoke Toxic Coffee = This was a different narration of the Steam lore, created by Toxic Coffee in mid 2021. The first narration has since been banned for being too badass, typical Fahrenheit 451 1984 behaviour from Valve. The contents of the guide is literally just one huge advertisement for Toxic Coffee Corporations and their merchandise plus other things.

Thus Spoke Toxic Coffee 2: Electric Boogalo
After the first purge of "Thus Spoke Toxic Coffee" which was banned for the lewd images it contained. There was only one way for it to have been banned anyway, and it was the classic case of some moron snitching to the feds. The one who snitched was Jacks which inevitably started a massive rivalry but that's unrelated. A new guide was created which was called "Thus Spoke Toxic Coffee 2: Electric Boogalo" which was exactly the same as the first minus the lewd imagery and new things glorifying the guide, stating that it was the most important and relevant lore according to the magic 8ball that resides in Discord City.

Thus Spoke Toxic Coffee 3: Thrice Upon a Time
After yet another purge, Thus Spoke Toxic Coffee 2: Electric Boogalo was banned for god knows what. Right after this, on December 20th, 2021, Thus Spoke Toxic Coffee 3: Thrice Upon a Time was created and is still being updated to this day (just kidding, it's a semi-abandoned project.) It is exactly like the second minus whatever the fuck got the second removed.

= A.T.F. Lore = The A.T.F. lore was a heavily biased narration of the Anti Troll Force and Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. history and lore. This was made by Jacks in mid 2021 and of course created in guide form. The A.T.F. Lore told lies about a number of Steam City gangsters including Zokh, Lei Feng, Toxic Coffee, Finn and others including their factions/corporations. Be mindful that this lore was created during a time where the Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. was mainly focused on their rivalry with The "zokhoid side of steam" and The 53% and their allies.

The First Purge
The guide was banned for being too badass, as per usual. Jacks had of course blamed high ranking members from The 53% including Zokh and maybe even Toxic Coffee for reporting the guide to the Steam Moderation Team. This was actually a false claim made by Jacks because The 53% was not a faction known to report steam users until after Zokh's assassination. After this, a new guide was published, censoring curse words to a ridiculous amount just to keep the guide up. It still exists to this day, but don't read it unless you like being mislead and lied to.

= DEUS Lore = Every single prominent member of DEUS tend to have a habit of writing their walls of text in the comment sections of the Steam City Community Hub. They also have a tendency to write their own lore in guide form. Specifically, Quercus and Poseidonwatergod have done this as a method of shitposting. The lore's tend to be brief, but they leak out of Quercus' asshole in large numbers. Primarily the Quercus lore would just feature schizophrenic ramblings about how he harassed some English motherfucker in the street and describing in detail about how later on he had been butt raped in a welsh prison. Poseidonwatergod tends to do the same but since he's among the Australians of Steam City, he would write about how Australia has an immigration problem and his presumed reasoning's as to why he believes Zokh declined the bubble tea offer along with a bunch of anime showcases to appeal to the degenerate brains of Steam City's modern youth.

= GAYBANIA lore = The GAYBANIA lore was a guide created by Finn and Brother Hao in an attempt to uncover the full history and lore of the Steam City faction of GAYBANIA. The lore tells the backstory of how Finn and Russian Pirate had met (they sexually abused Bosnian children during the siege of sarajevo) and the formation of GAYBANIA and further events. You can read the lore if you want either on that guide, since it's still up to this day and surprisingly hasn't been banned once, or you can read it here. PBBBBHRRRTTTTTT AUGHHHHHH *PLOP* *FDLPDPLFP* BLARGHHGBARGLALRGHHHH AUGHH SCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFF SCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFF SCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFFSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFFSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFFSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFFSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFFSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFFSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFFSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFFSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFFSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFFSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOPSCHLOP SNIFFFF SNIFFFFFFF SNIFFFFFFFFF

= The Deadly Sins of Jacks =

A rather funny guide created by the most jewish man in Steam City, Sal, that exposed the deadly sins of Jacks, a known christian man who has remorselessly committed every deadly sin the bible is against. The guide itself displayed comments Jacks had made with the caption being the deadly sin he committed. The guide was unfortunately deleted right after Sal committed suicide, but it exposed the shit out of Jacks shortly before he was assassinated.

= The Entire Lore of Steam City 2.0 = This did in fact exist, it was planned to be an enhanced version of the Steam lore that would read similar to a wiki. This was created in June 2022 by Saul, a failed spiritual successor to Zokh. It was unreleased due to Saul being assassinated, but the contents of what was on that guide have been leaked and are being published on what you're currently reading right now.