Timeline

You obviously discovered this article because you wanted to just see the ENTIRE timeline of this lore in one page instead of the specific era timelines. I created this article just for convenience sake. Anyways, the timeline of Steam City consists of 9 era's. And yes, this timeline article will include the "other lore" which I've just put on here because it fills in huge plot holes and for convenience instead of creating another wiki, since, they're not even related to Steam City at all, other than mentions of it and the OBTWill lore where he goes to Steam City in one era, the other lore are all technically set in the same universe and timeline as Steam City's so moderators, if you're reading this, don't take my shit down like you did last time, go back to collecting your tf2 hats and jerking off on your my little pony figurines. And another thing, I'll update this a lot because I forget shit easily and when new events come up I'll add them in, etc.

= Eras of Steam City = As mentioned above, there are 9 eras Steam City underwent during its lifespan. Just to clarify, no, the city was not always named Steam City, that's just the universal term everyone uses when referring to the "lore" and whatever since we are currently living in the ages of Steam City as autistic as that just sounded. Some era's were short lived and the others will make you wonder why they took so long. These era's are autistic as shit and it really really does show.

There eras were: Valve City Era (10000 BC - 987 BC) Gnome Era (987 BC - 1299 AD) Modern Steam City Era (1299 AD - 2035) Ireland Vs Armenia Era (2035 - 2039) Independent Black Women Era (2039 - 2095) Fatberg Era (2095 - 3865) Gus Live 5 Era (3865 - 9,000,001 AD) Brick's Autistic Empire Era (9,000,001 AD - 100,000,000 AD) Kris Youngberg (End Times) Era (100,000,000 AD)

Introduction
The Valve City Era was the origin of the most dangerous city to live in the internet. The Valve City years on the internet calendar I just made up as I'm typing this out is defined by "BC" which means "Big Chromosome" because of how down syndrome induced this era was. The reason this era was called the "Valve City Era" was because the primordial name for Steam City was "Valve City" before it was renamed to Gnomistan at the very end of the Valve City Era. Valve City was a futuristic cyberpunk themed city, but its inhabitants suggested that the Valve City Era was set in a caveman like setting due to how savagely the citizens of Valve City lived. If you don't believe me when I say the city was futuristic, here's a photo of the Valve City Central District in 5628 BC (Big Chromosome):

10000 BC

 * The Primordial age of Valve City begins in 10000 BC.


 * The Bro Army arrives in Valve City, which they called OOGA BOOGA sometime in 10000 BC.


 * OOGA BOOGA technically becomes the first district of Valve City. (Even though it wasn't named Valve City until 9742 BC)

9999 BC

 * The Ganashiro Incident begins and concludes sometime in 9999 BC.


 * The religion of Shitism is founded sometime shortly after the Ganashiro Incident in 9999 BC.


 * The Walmart Tribe arrives on Walmart Island in 9999 BC in attempts to liberate it.

9998 BC

 * The 100 Year War for Walmart begins sometime in 9998 BC.

9898 BC

 * Pewdiepie is executed by Mohammet, the leader of the Walmart Tribe sometime in 9898 BC.


 * Mohammet becomes the mayor of OOGA BOOGA on February 18th following the execution of Pewdiepie.


 * OOGA BOOGA is renamed to New Timbuktu on January 6th, 9898 BC.

9835 BC

 * Walmart City begins construction and becomes the capital city of Walmart Island on March 19th, 9835 BC.

9742 BC

 * The Valve Corporation is founded sometime in 9742 BC.


 * The Valve liberation of New Timbuktu begins sometime in 9742 BC, and concludes on June 10th, 9742 BC..


 * New Timbuktu is renamed to Valve City after the Valve liberation of New Timbuktu concludes on June 10th, 9742 BC.


 * Gaben Newell becomes the mayor of Valve City after forcing Mohammet to overthrow his position as mayor on June 10th, 9742 BC.


 * Valve Occupied Territory and the Valve City Central District become districts of Valve City on June 10th, 9742 BC.


 * Walmart Island becomes a district of Valve City following the Walmart-Valve Agreement on June 17th, 9742 BC.


 * The Primordial Age of Valve City concludes on June 17th, 9742 BC.

9741 BC

 * The Valve City Depression begins on January 1st, 9741 BC and concludes on December 31st.

9740 BC - 9303 BC

 * Multiple Jewish psyops take place in Valve City in these years.


 * The Anti-Chungus Defence Squad is formed on March 25th, 9303 BC.

9302 BC

 * The Valve City Chungus Invasion begins on April 19th 9302 BC and concludes on December 15th, 9302 BC.


 * The Anti-Chungus Defence Squad is disbanded on December 16th, 9302 BC.

8000 BC

 * The Curryman Tribe arrives in Valve City from the pooverse on January 31st, 8000 BC.


 * Diarrhea City is founded and begins construction on February 1st, 8000 BC.


 * Diarrhea City is recognised as a district of Valve City by the Valve Corporation on February 3rd, 8000 BC.


 * The Diarrhea City Independence War begins on February 5th, 8000 BC.

7994 BC

 * The Diarrhea City Independence War concludes on October 22nd, 7994 BC.

7990 BC

 * The Valve Liberation of Garfeet begins on November 9th, 7990 BC. and concludes on December 29th.


 * Garfeet becomes a district of Valve City on December 29th, 7990 BC.

7601 BC

 * The Perth Abo Tribes arrive in Valve City on December 19th, 7601 BC.

7600 BC

 * The Abo's Vs Currymen Tribal Wars begin sometime in July, 7600 BC.

7203 BC

 * Logo Lake Town begins construction and becomes a sub-district of Walmart Island on February 4th, 7203 BC.

6689 BC

 * Mr. Singh is born on May 15th, 6689 BC in India.

6664 BC

 * Damo is born on March 9th, 6614 BC.

6661 BC

 * Richard Dengyu is born on August 1st, 6661 BC.

6651 BC

 * Al-Qaeda Headquarters is constructed in Valve Occupied Territory on June 5th, 6651 BC.

6642 BC

 * The Gerbil Felchers are formed on April 25th, 6642 BC.

6629 BC

 * The Gerbil Wars begin on August 14th, 6629 BC.

6604 BC

 * Mr. Singh is assassinated by Damo on November 10th, 6604 BC.


 * The Gerbil Wars concludes on November 10th, 6604 BC following the assassination of Mr. Singh


 * Damo is assassinated by Richard Dengyu on November 14th, 6604 BC.


 * The Gerbil Felchers are disbanded on November 17th, 6604 BC.

5601 BC

 * Confuzzy is born on July 16th, 5601 BC out of a rotting slice of lasagna.

5599 BC

 * The Garfeet Revolution begins on July 30th, 5599 BC.

4998 BC

 * The religion of Garfism is founded by Confuzzy sometime in 4998 BC.

4519 BC

 * Townsville begins construction and becomes a sub-district of Walmart Island in 4519 BC.

3008 BC

 * The religion of Warism is founded by Paul Bird sometime in 3008 BC.


 * W.A.R. City is founded and begins construction on September 11th, 3008 BC.

3004 BC

 * The Valve City Children Hospital Bombings of 3004 BC begins on August 30th, 3004 BC and conclude on September 18th, 3004 BC.

2998 BC

 * The Worship of Warism is outlawed and punishable by public execution and permanent community ban on January 2nd, 2998 BC.


 * Paul Bird is publicly executed by the Valve Corporation on January 3rd, 2998 BC.


 * The Warist Riots of Valve City begin on January 3rd, 2998 BC right after Paul Bird's public execution.

2945 BC

 * The Warist Riots of Valve City conclude on March 7th, 2945 BC.


 * W.A.R. City becomes a district of Valve City on March 10th, 2945 BC.

2029 BC

 * MC Casper is born on April 1st, 2029 BC.

2016 BC

 * Phwong Chong is born on an unknown date in 2016 BC

2006 BC

 * The Casper Live Concert Disaster begins and concludes on November 23rd, 2006 BC.

2000 BC

 * MC Casper is assassinated by the Valve Corporation on June 1st, 2000 BC.


 * The Garfeet Rainforest is cut down on October 17th, 2000 BC.


 * Garfeet Megacity begins construction and becomes the capital of Garfeet on October 20th, 2000 BC.

1995 BC

 * The Tasmaniac Genocide begins on August 3rd, 1995 BC.

1980 BC

 * The Tasmaniac Genocide concludes on December 5th, 1980 BC.

1939 BC

 * Gordon Nunaninji is assassinated by Curryman27 on June 2nd, 1939 BC.


 * The Abo's Vs Currymen Tribal Wars conclude on June 5th, 1939 BC.

1921 BC

 * Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian is born on an unknown date in 1921 BC in Timbuktu.

1910 BC

 * North Park begins construction and becomes a sub-district of Walmart Island on October 4th, 1910 BC.

1892 BC

 * The Ganashiro Militia is founded on December 1st, 1892 BC

1889 BC

 * Mohammet is assassinated by Ganashiro The Scourge of Walmart on April 15th, 1889 BC.


 * The Walmart Island Revolution begins on April 17th, 1881 BC and concludes on July 3rd, 1881 BC.


 * Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian becomes the new leader of the Walmart Tribe and the ruler of Walmart Island on July 3rd, 1881 BC.

1596 BC

 * The Cambodian District is founded on June 19th, 1596 BC.

1000 BC

 * North Park War I begins on January 5th, 1000 BC.

996 BC

 * The Zombie Uprising of North Park begins on August 16th, 996 BC.


 * The Zombie Occupied Territory becomes a district in Valve City on August 29th, 996 BC.

987 BC

 * North Park War I concludes on December 30th, 987 BC.


 * Curryman27 is assassinated by Ganashiro The Scourge of Walmart on December 30th, 987 BC after attempting to smuggle illegal dildo's into Discord City. This is universally agreed to be the end of the Valve City Era and for some reason not the Gnome Invasion of Valve City which happened right after this.

Introduction
The Gnome Era was the era that began as soon as the Gnomes had ruthlessly taken over Valve City, ruling it for hundreds of years under the name of Gnomistan. The Gnomes are a race of genetically modified humans (this also includes the Buff Gnomes and the Elfs) that had invaded and enslaved all of Valve City, quickly renaming the city to Gnomistan in 986 BC, thus beginning the Gnome Era. This Era is set in Gnomistan, as mentioned above, a clean and industrious city, that took an environmental approach to city design, unlike the approach used during the rule of the Valve corporation. While history books suggest that the Gnomes were enemies of the Valve corporation, I can tell you that this is simply not true. The Valve corporation had instructed the Gnomes to invade Valve City after an army of them were created in a lab in China 100 years prior by King Wen of Zhou. The Gnome Era also tells of when the Tasmaniacs had nuked Gnomistan in 666 BC, which is commonly known as the First Gnomistan Nuclear Holocaust, which weakened the city allowing the Tasmaniacs to force the Gnomistan Council to resign from their positions, including the mayor of Gnomistan, Cum. The Tasmaniacs had also renamed Gnomistan to New Launceston, a not so environmentally friendly city, similar to Valve City, before the Gnomes had came back to invade in 27 BC, overthrowing the Tasmaniacs and renaming the city back to Gnomistan.

(this timeline is in the works, COME BACK LATER PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT)

986 BC

 * The Gnome Invasion of Valve City begins on January 2nd, 986 BC. This is technically the end of the Valve City Era but, nah, curryman's death was.

Introduction
The Modern Steam City era was the most depressing and autistic parody of our modern society. This era began in 1299 AD with the construction of Steam City and uh OOT OOT OOT HEY YOU WANNA SEE MY PENCIL OOT OOT OOT WANNA SEE MY PENCIL JEFFY OOT OOT WANNA SEE MY PENCIL DADDY OOT OOT OOT IM JEFFY PBBBHHHRRRTTTTTTTT PBHBBRRRTTTT AUGHHH AUGHHHH JEFFY OOT OOT OOT

https://youtu.be/jOhlYW7Oqk8

I'm going to sacrifice a bunch of infants to the devil all because of jeffy Some birthdays won't be included due to me not knowing or remembering birthdays and people not wanting to be included, etc.

(this section is unfinished steamsad: )

1299

 * The Second Gnomistan Nuclear Holocaust technically concludes on an unknown date in 1299.


 * Construction of Steam City begins and everything related to Gnomistan and the Gnomes culture are destroyed by the Valve Corporation. The Valve Headquarters is rebuilt and several 100% Valve, owned districts are constructed including: The Big shot district, VALVE autonomous oblast, Stock exchange district, and Corporation District.


 * The Second Mustard War begins on April 25th, 1299.


 * Gustavolands becomes the designated "Grease District" of Steam City on December 30th, 1299.

1300

 * The Steam City Renaissance begins on an unknown date in 1300.


 * BadassPCSupremacist is born on an unknown date in 1300.


 * Greasy Gus creates his first mashup art piece on October 7th, 1300.

1327

 * EpicThangosCrappians is founded on April 16th, 1327.

1328

 * The Thangos District is founded and begins construction on January 3rd, 1328.

1344

 * The Second Mustard War concludes on March 9th, 1344 after Greasy Gus lodged a half decomposed fetus up his ass and declaring he won the war despite the fact that he had no involvement whatsoever.

1488

 * Jim Bob Wee is born on April 20th, 1488.


 * The Walmart City Civil War begins on November 10th, 1488.

1503

 * Jimmy's Mustard is built and open for business on September 6th, 1503.

1516

 * The Walmart City Civil War concludes on March 5th, 1516 after Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian detonates several nukes in the North Atlantic Ocean and Walmart City killing 170 million.

1527

 * The Steam City Renaissance ends after the creation of mashup art is outlawed by The Valve Corporation and punishable by crucifixion and permanent community ban.


 * Tilted Towers becomes the capital of Gustavolands after the Grease Poop Agreement takes effect on July 9th, 1527.

1563

 * Gordon Warrawarrabushtibushti is born on June 10th, 1563 in The Gibson Desert, Western Australia.

1603

 * The Yakuza Steam City branch is founded on January 1st, 1603.


 * The Yakuza Empire District is founded and constructed on October 15th, 1603.

1621

 * The Greasy Gus Fight Club event begins on August 1st, 1621.


 * The Greasy Gus Fight Club event concludes on October 13th, 1621.


 * Bubba Hadunk is born on December 31st, 1621.

1692

 * The Great Logo Lake War begins on September 5th, 1692.


 * Phwong Chong is assassinated by The Walmart Tribe on November 30th, 1692 for supporting Townsville.

1739

 * JohnnyFartbag_39 is born on June 21st, 1739 in Child Porn City,Dchildpornlandia.

1745

 * The Great Logo Lake War concludes on April 23rd, 1745.

1769

 * The Thangos District Nuclear Bombing of 1769 begins on September 15th, 1769 and concludes on September 30th.


 * JohnnyFartbag_39 is assassinated by BadassPCSupremacist on October 2nd, 1769.

1788

 * The Antipodean Resistance is founded on January 12th, 1788.


 * The Australian District is founded and constructed on January 26th, 1788.


 * The Abo Genocides begin on January 26th, 1788.

1800

 * The law prohibiting mashup art in Steam City is no longer in effect and removed from the Steam Terms of Service on August 17th, 1800.


 * The Museum of Mashup Art is constructed in New Greaseland City, Gustavolands on August 17th, 1800.

1806

 * Penis Matthews I is born on February 26th, 1806.


 * The Steam City Slave Trade begins on March 6th, 1806.


 * The VALVE autonomous oblast Synagogue bombings begin on September 15th, 1806.

1814

 * The Norwegian District is founded on May 17th, 1814.

1839

 * The Walmart HQ Siege of 1839 begins and concludes on January 1st, 1839.


 * Penis Matthews I is assassinated by Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian in Townsville, Walmart Island on January 10th, 1839.

1861

 * The Retard Brigade is founded on April 10th, 1861.


 * The Diarrhea City Civil War begins on April 12th, 1861.

1865

 * The Diarrhea City Civil War concludes on April 9th, 1865.


 * Retard County is founded and construction begins on April 9th, 1865 after the Diarrhea City Civil War ends.


 * Diarrhea City is proclaimed as the capital city of Retard County on April 10th, 1865.

1872

 * The First Steam City Race War begins on July 25th, 1872.


 * The Johnny Rebel Statue is constructed in Retard County on August 14th, 1872.


 * The Logo Lake Town Terrorist Attacks begin on November 5th, 1872 and conclude on November 8th, 1872.

1880

 * Wong Xougong I is born on October 26th, 1880.

1884

 * Wong Xougong II is born on June 27th, 1884.

1889

 * Eatler is born on April 20th, 1889.

1896

 * The First Steam City Race War concludes on February 8th, 1896.

1906

 * Mayor Steam Happy is born on April 8th, 1906.

1911

 * The Ching Ping Xing Ming Chong Xue Hua Piao Piao Bei Feng Xiao Xiao Revolution begins on October 10th, 1911.

1912

 * Chinatown is founded and begins construction on January 1st, 1912.


 * Hong Kong District is founded and begins construction on January 1st, 1912.


 * Wong Industries is founded in Beijing, China on February 21st, 1912.

1914

 * The Steam City Wong Industries Headquarters is constructed on September 16th, 1914.

1918

 * The Balkan District is founded and begins construction on December 1st, 1918.

1925

 * Wong Xougong I is assassinated on January 19th, 1925.


 * The Wong Xougong Assassinations begin on January 19th, 1925.


 * The Sun Yee On Steam City branch is founded on February 4th, 1925.

1930

 * Jaxx Senior is born on July 3rd, 1930.

1935

 * The Trollmacht is formed in Nazi Germany on an unknown date in 1935.

1939

 * North Park War II begins on September 1st, 1939.

1940

 * Aql910 is rumored to have been born on an unknown date in 1940.


 * The Greaselands District is successfully liberated by Gustavolands on November 10th, 1940.


 * Lei Feng is born on December 18th, 1940 in Changsha, China

1941

 * The North Park Holocaust never happened.

1945

 * 14K Steam City branch is founded on an unknown date in 1945.


 * North Park War II concludes on September 2nd, 1945.

1946

 * The Anti Troll Force is formed on January 1st, 1946.


 * The Retard County Riots of 1946 begin on January 5th, 1946 and conclude on February 16th.


 * TRUMBO is born on June 14th 1946

1948

 * Koreatown is founded and constructed on August 15th, 1948.


 * The Anti Troll Force Headquarters is constructed on November 29th, 1948.

1949

 * Imran Zakhaev is born on an unknown date in 1949 in the Soviet Union.


 * The Gustavolands Revolution begin on March 10th, 1949 and conclude on March 17th.


 * Discord Mod is born on November 19th, 1949.

1954

 * The Israeli Mafia's Steam City branch is founded on May 29th, 1954.

1955

 * The Down Syndrome Militia is formed on an unknown date in 1955.


 * The United Troll Forces is formed on March 20th, 1955.


 * The LGBTQ+ District is founded and constructed on April 17th, 1955.


 * The Ch⁣ing Ch⁣ong Trollege begins on November 1st, 1955.

1959

 * Chocodooby is born on an unknown date in 1959 in Afghanistan.

1962

 * Quercus is born on May 18th, 1962.


 * Big Man is born on October 23rd, 1962.

1963

 * Mr. Ding Ping Ling VIII is born on December 31st, 1963 in Kobe, Japan.

1964

 * Mayor Steam Happy wins the 1964 election and becomes the new mayor of Steam City


 * steamhappy's become the new currency of Steam City replacing V-Bucks.

1967

 * The Five-Day-War begins on June 8th, 1967 and concludes on June 13th.


 * Jaxx is born on November 29th, 1967.

1968

 * Karma is born on an unknown date in 1968.


 * Gaby is born on February 26th, 1968.

1969

 * Gus Live begins on August 15th, 1969 and concludes on August 18th.


 * Pablo The Retard is born on December 2nd, 1969.

1973

 * Xedra is born on an unknown date in 1973.


 * The Steam City South Korean Mafia is founded on August 10th, 1973.

1974

 * The Steam City North Korean Mafia is founded on June 17th, 1974.

1975

 * Putt is born on an unknown date in 1975 in Pensacola, United States.


 * Jaxx Senior is assassinated by Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian in The Cambodian District on April 29th, 1975.


 * The Ching Chong Trollege concludes on April 30th, 1975.


 * Sexy Vore Park is constructed in North Park, Walmart Island on June 3rd, 1975.

1976

 * Alkhazur Estemirov is born on February 10th, 1976 in Tazbichi, Chechnya.

1977

 * Sal is born on an unknown date in 1977 in Tel Aviv, Israel


 * The Townsville Massacre of 1977 begins on September 3rd, 1977 and concludes on September 13th.


 * Eatler dies from a heart attack on September 23rd, 1977.

1978

 * Ling Ding Peng is assassinated by Woo Bum-Kon on May 4th, 1978 in Koreatown.


 * The Korean Conflict begins on May 4th, 1978.

1980

 * Finn is born on an unknown date in 1980 in either Abkhazia, Serbia or Myanmar.


 * The Steam City Satanic Panic begins on January 1st, 1980.


 * Wong Xougong XIX is born on July 14th, 1980.

1981

 * The Walmart-Tasmaniac Conflict begins on September 18th, 1981.

1982

 * Robert Ford is born on January 31st, 1982 in New York City, United States.


 * The Korean Conflict concludes on September 26th, 1982.

1984

 * Toxic Coffee is born on an unknown date in 1984.


 * Toxic Coffee wins the 1984 Chess Tournament


 * Mayor Steam Happy is assassinated by Aql910 in the Cambodian District on August 15th, 1984


 * The Cambodian Shootout begins and concludes on August 15th, 1984.


 * Gaben Newell is automatically re-elected on August 16th, 1984 and becomes the mayor of Steam City again.

1986

 * The Yakuza-Abo War begins on January 5th, 1986.

1988

 * Nk is born on an unknown date in 1988 in Russia.

1989

 * Wong Xougong XX is born on July 14th, 1980.


 * Gordon Warrawarrabushtibushti is assassinated by Mr. Ding Ping Ling VIII on October 1st, 1989.


 * The Yakuza-Abo War concludes on October 5th, 1989.

1990

 * The 14K-Abo Conflict begins on January 30th, 1990.

1991

 * The Russian District is founded and constructed on December 26th, 1991.

1992

 * Alice Springs becomes a district of Steam City on April 5th, 1992.


 * The Abo War begins on April 5th, 1992.


 * Wang Dong News Network is founded in Xinjiang, China on July 17th, 1992.


 * Wang Dong News Network's Steam City branch is founded in the Islam District on November 25th, 1992.

1993

 * The Dirlewanger Brigade is formed on May 2nd, 1993.


 * Retard County Siege begins on February 28th, 1993 and concludes on April 19th, 1993.

1994

 * The Steam City Satanic Panic concludes on December 1st, 1994.

1996

 * The Abo War concludes on December 14th, 1996.

1999

 * Gus Live '99 begins on July 22nd, 1999 and concludes on July 25th.

2001

 * Windows XP Gangster Edition is released on May 15th, 2001.


 * Woomzy is born on an unknown date in 2001.

2002

 * The Retard County Civil War begins on January 20th, 2002.


 * PosseidonWaterGod aka. Quercus is born on an unknown date in 2002.

2003

 * The Sun Yee On-Abo War begins on October 15th, 2003.

2005

 * Jacks is born on an unknown date in 2005.


 * The 14K-Abo Conflict concludes on August 25th, 2005.

2008

 * Maurice The Orangutan wins the 2008 election and becomes the new mayor of Steam City.


 * The Russian Mafia Steam City branch is founded on March 12th, 2008 in the Russian District.

2014

 * The Sun Yee On-Abo War concludes on September 29th, 2014.

2015

 * The 1% Corporation is founded on June 1st, 2015 in Discord City.


 * The Steam City Bank Heist begins and concludes on June 29th, 2015.

2020

 * The Early 2020 E-Crusades begin sometime in March, 2020.


 * GAYBANIA is founded on May 12th, 2020.


 * Templar Order is formed on May 14th, 2020.


 * The Big Locker Bullies is formed on May 23rd, 2020.


 * Saving Rivellon is formed on June 4th, 2020.


 * Nobs is assassinated by Zokh sometime in June, 2020.


 * Kermit is assassinated by Zokh sometime in June, 2020.


 * Science is assassinated by Zokh sometime in June, 2020.


 * Gecko Zilla is assassinated by Zokh sometime in August, 2020.


 * The Early 2020 E-Crusades conclude sometime in August, 2020.


 * The 50% is founded sometime in November, 2020.


 * The 50% Fort is constructed on November 18th, 2020.


 * 1st transgender mass shooter any% WR is founded on November 19th, 2020.


 * The 50%-Putt Conflict begins sometime in late November, 2020.


 * The Golden Unicorn Heist begins and concludes on December 10th, 2020.


 * The Steam City Depression begins on December 19th, 2020.


 * Chinee Man is killed on December 26th, 2020 in Battambang, Cambodia.


 * SCREAM SQUAD is founded on December 26th, 2020 in Heilongjiang, China

2021

 * The 50% is disbanded sometime in March, 2021.


 * The 51% is founded sometime in April, 2021.


 * Toxic Coffee Corporations is founded sometime in April 2021.


 * The 50%-DEUS Conflict begins sometime in April, 2021.


 * Derek Chauvin Memoriam is founded on April 10th, 2021


 * The Valve HQ Terrorist Attack begins and concludes on May 3rd, 2021.


 * Gang Alcohol is founded on May 30th, 2021


 * The Gang Alcohol vs VALVE War begins on June 3rd, 2021 and concludes on June 5th.


 * Black New World Order is founded on June 4th, 2021.


 * The GAYBANIA Vs The Big Locker Bullies War begins on June 30th, 2021


 * CRACK DEN is founded on July 1st, 2021.


 * The 51% is purged and forced to disband on July 2nd, 2021.


 * The GAYBANIA Vs The Big Locker Bullies War concludes on July 2nd, 2021


 * The 53% is founded on July 14th, 2021.


 * Wong Xougong XIX is assassinated by Big Man on July 28th, 2021.


 * Lei Feng Industries is founded on July 28th, 2021 after Wong Industries is rebranded following the assassination of Wong Xougong XIX.


 * The Entire Lore of Steam City guide aka. the first known written documentation of the Steam City lore is released on July 29th, 2021.


 * Greasy Gus Fan Club is founded on July 30th, 2021.


 * The Wong Industries Headquarters is demolished on July 31st, 2021.


 * The Lei Feng Industries Headquarters is constructed on August 1st, 2021.


 * Nidal Nijm Games is founded on August 3rd, 2021.


 * bjarne kristof is born on August 25th, 2021.


 * The Anti Troll Force is disbanded on August 29th, 2021.


 * Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. is founded on August 29th, 2021.


 * The 50%-A.T.F. Conflict begins on August 30th, 2021.


 * The Zokh Clone Experiment begins on September 7th, 2021.


 * The Nyirippi Petrol Sniffing Tribe's Steam City Branch is founded on September 9th, 2021.


 * The New A.T.F. Headquarters is constructed on September 15th, 2021 in the Christian District


 * The J Town District is founded and begins construction on October 3rd, 2021.


 * Abkhaz Constructions is founded on October 5th, 2021.


 * The 14K Vs The Nyirippi Petrol Sniffing Tribe Gang War begins and concludes on October 29th, 2021.


 * Crack Den Occupied Territory becomes a district of Steam City on November 5th, 2021.


 * The Korea Town War of 2021 begins and concludes on November 15th, 2021.


 * Imaran Zakhaev is assassinated by Woo Bum-Kon on November 15th, 2021.


 * Jaxx is assassinated by Greasy Gus on November 29th, 2021.


 * The Chechen Mafia Steam City branch is founded on November 30th, 2021.


 * The 2021 Steam City Port Shootout begins and concludes on December 2nd, 2021.


 * The Third Chechen War begins on December 2nd, 2021 following the 2021 Steam City Port Shootout.


 * Quercus is assassinated by Alkhazur Estemirov on December 3rd, 2021 in the Welsh District.


 * The 50%-DEUS Conflict concludes on December 3rd, 2021.


 * GAY TEE EFF is founded on December 11th, 2021.


 * The A.T.F. Artificial Island begins construction and becomes a district of Steam City on December 16th, 2021


 * GANGBANGLADESH is founded sometime in late December, 2021.


 * The BNWO War begins on December 22nd, 2021.


 * McChicken is assassinated on December 22nd, 2021.


 * The New A.T.F. Headquarters is moved to the A.T.F. Artificial Island district on December 27th, 2021.

2022

 * The Eddmnd Profile Fart Incident begins and concludes on an unknown date in 2022.


 * The BNWO War concludes on January 1st, 2022.


 * Sal commits suicide on January 1st, 2022.


 * The Grease Wars begin on January 2nd, 2022.


 * CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION is founded on January 2nd, 2022.


 * Imarat Kavkaz is founded on January 11th, 2022.


 * Israelhell is founded on January 23rd, 2022.


 * The Great F󠀡󠀡urf󠀡󠀡ag E-Crusade of 2022 begins on January 24th, 2022.


 * Zokh is assassinated by Gaby on January 27th, 2022.


 * The Great Purge of Steam City begins on January 27th, 2022.


 * The 56% is founded on February 1st, 2022.


 * The Great F󠀡󠀡urf󠀡󠀡ag E-Crusade of 2022 concludes on February 4th, 2022.


 * The New A.T.F. Headquarters is demolished on February 12th, 2022.


 * Jacks is assassinated by Greasy Gus on February 14th, 2022.


 * Lei Feng is assassinated by Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. on February 16th, 2022.


 * The Grease Wars conclude on February 16th, 2022.


 * The 50%-A.T.F. Conflict concludes on February 17th, 2022.


 * The Lei Feng Statue is constructed on February 18th, 2022 in the Chinatown district.


 * Meth Trucker dies on February 25th, 2022 on I-80 near Lincoln, Nebraska, United States.


 * Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms. is disbanded on March 1st, 2022 following the death of Jacks.


 * Karma is assassinated by The 1% Corporation sometime in March, 2022.


 * Toxic Coffee is assassinated by Gaby sometime in March, 2022.


 * Gus Live 2022 begins on March 3rd, 2022 and concludes on March 29th.


 * The 56% faction is purged by the Steam Moderation Team sometime in May, 2022 and is disbanded.


 * Duncan Moore is assassinated by Gaby sometime in June, 2022.


 * Steam City Moonman Gangster Disciples is founded on June 2nd, 2022.


 * Saul is assassinated by Gaby on June 15th, 2022.


 * Gaby is assassinated by Finn on June 19th, 2022.


 * The Big Locker Bullies vs DEUS war begins on July 11th, 2022.


 * Pablo The Retard dies on July 13th, 2022.


 * The Retard County Civil War concludes on July 14th, 2022 following the death of Pablo The Retard


 * Schizostaffel is founded on July 23rd, 2022.


 * The Great Wormist Uprising of 2022 begins on July 28th, 2022.


 * The Great Indonesian Purge begins on July 30th, 2022.


 * The Groans Church of Steam City is constructed in the Burmese District on July 30th, 2022.


 * Xedra is assassinated by Toxic Coffee Corporations on August 6th, 2022.


 * Brother Hao is assassinated by Wong Xougong XX on August 8th, 2022.


 * Lei Feng Industries is rebranded back to Wong Industries following the assassination of Brother Hao on August 8th, 2022.


 * The First Corporation War begins on August 9th, 2022.


 * The Next Realitie Poll begins on August 9th, 2022.


 * The Wannabe Steam City Gangster Extermination Event begins on August 12th, 2022.


 * The Next Realitie Poll concludes on August 14th, 2022.

2023

 * The Gustavolands Civil War begins on April 15th, 2023.

2024

 * The Gustavolands Civil War concludes on May 25th, 2024.


 * Maurice The Orangutan is assassinated by The 1% Corporation on July 9th, 2024.


 * Robert Ford wins the 2024 election by default after the Maurice The Orangutan assassination.


 * The Second Corporation War begins on September 15th, 2024.

2025

 * Woomzy will probably neck himself around this time, hopefully sooner.


 * The 1% District becomes a district of Steam City on January 1st, 2025.


 * Every Valve owned district is liberated by The 1% Corporation and become sub-districts of The 1% District on November 19th, 2025.

2026

 * North Park War III begins on January 5th, 2026.


 * The Museum of Mashup Art, The 50% Fort and Jaxx Wall are destroyed on March 29th, 2026.


 * Brother Hao is assassinated by The Walmart Tribe on April 1st, 2026.


 * Chinatown is liberated by Walmart Island and becomes a sub-district of Walmart Island on April 6th, 2026.


 * Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian is assassinated by Ganashiro The Scourge of Walmart on December 31st, 2026.

2027

 * North Park War III concludes on January 1st, 2027.


 * The Walmart Tribe is disbanded on January 1st, 2027.


 * Ganashiro The Scourge of Walmart is assassinated by Robert Ford on January 5th, 2027.


 * Walmart Island is liberated by The 1% Corporation and becomes a sub-district of The 1% District on February 11th, 2027.


 * Walmart Island is renamed to The Cattle Farm on February 17th, 2027.

2031

 * The Societal Collapse of Steam City begins on April 29th, 2031.


 * The Steam Moderation Team is disbanded on April 29th, 2031 (thank god) thus making Steam City a lawless society.


 * The Great Purge of Steam City concludes on April 30th, 2031.


 * The Second Steam City Race War begins on August 25th, 2031.

2034

 * The Valve HQ is destroyed by Greasy Gus on October 25th, 2034


 * Gaben Newell is assassinated by Greasy Gus on October 27th, 2034 in New Zealand.


 * Robert Ford is assassinated by Greasy Gus on October 29th, 2034 in Melbourne, Australia.


 * The 1% Corporation and The Valve Corporation are disbanded on October 29th, 2034.


 * The Second Corporation War concludes on October 29th, 2034.


 * Greasy Gus becomes the unelected mayor of Steam City on October 29th, 2034.

2035

 * Child Porn Park is constructed in Grease City, Gustavolands on January 23rd, 2035.


 * The Second Steam City Race War concludes on August 19th, 2035.


 * The OBTWill, Bubba Hadunk and King Ass Ripper Invasion of Steam City begins on November 17th, 2035.


 * The Shit Pit is created on December 19th, 2035 on Walmart Island aka. The Cattle Farm


 * The OBTWill, Bubba Hadunk and King Ass Ripper Invasion of Steam City concludes on December 19th, 2035 following an apocalyptic nuclear grease explosion that causes everything in Steam City (excluding Greasy Gus) to reduce to nothing but nuclear ash and grease. This is the end of Steam City.


 * Greasy Gus is thrown into the Shit Pit on December 19th, 2035 where he is put into a coma.

Ireland vs Armenia Era (2035 - 2039)
The Ireland vs Armenia Era was the 4 year war that resulted in Steam City's complete societal collapse. This era is set in a post apocalyptic Steam City that began shortly after the OBTWill, Bubba Hadunk and King Ass Ripper Invasion of Steam City had concluded on December 19th, 2035. A day after this, Big Man became the unelected mayor of Steam City, quickly declaring war on Armenia after a flame war was had with Finn in the Steam City forums, ordering every citizen of Steam City to pick a side, or death will be the only option. Residents of Steam City, primarily citizens of the municipalities of West Steam City, East Steam City, Steam City Sewer and Steam City Islands had chosen the side of Armenia, quickly forming their own government situated in these municipalities by brute force, killing all authority attempting to prevent the movement. Big Man had controlled the rest of the municipalities, siding with Ireland which were Central Steam City, Southern Steam City, Northern Steam City and the Steam City Badlands.

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Independent Black Women Era (2039 - 2095)
After Leshawna had ended the Ireland vs Armenia War by killing Big Man and Finn's escape to Kazakhstan in 2039, she had became the unelected mayor of Steam City, rebuilding society, a society fit for fat independent black women who don't need no man. The Independent Black Women era was set in Steam City after the final societal collapsing stage had concluded, it was essentially filler for what happened years before the Uncontrollable Fatberg Growth Event that initially began in 2050 when the Fatberg Monsters race became sentient, via. the Steam City Sewers. The Fatberg Monsters declared war on The Independent Black Women shortly before the era had ended.

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Fatberg Era (2095 - 3865)
The Fatberg Era was the second most autistic, vile and disgusting era on this entire lore. This era was truly Steam City at its peak. This era is set in Fatberg City and coincidentally began as soon as Greasy Gus had woken up from his coma in the Shit Pit on The Cattle Farm, which had been renamed back to Walmart Island in 2097 thanks to Whoopi Goldberg. Fatberg City was entirely under the rule of Fatberg_Lover56, a sadistic sentient Fatberg Mutant that loved to watch the world burn. His reign had ended in 2160 after Greasy Gus had rebuilt the empire of Gustavolands, releasing it from Fatberg City Council rule. Greasy Gus had assassinated him for being rumoured to be responsible for the Gustavolands Poop Itch Pandemic that plagued Gustavolands in 2120, until it was later found out to be the works of Hairy Diarrhea God, ruler and creator of the Pooverse which is a prominent location in this era. Fatberg City was then under the rule of The King of Turds until his death in 2256 which forced him to erupt into a massive ball of shit, which created The Great Pile. After this, Poop Lord of Dchildpornia became the ruler of Fatberg City until 3865 when he resigned to attend Gus Live 5.

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Gus Live 5 Era (3865 - 9,000,001 AD)
Gus Live 5 was the most intense and autistic event in history. It was the almost 9 million year campaign to kill Hairy Diarrhea God, Cody O Five, Docy O Og, Dylan Giggle and Fat Randal. There were over 9999999999999999 Plus1ogjeffybicepillion Fatberg Monsters, Dpedophiles and Pooverse Monsters attending and even religious figures including Francis Friday, Confuzzy and Peter Stool. This era was set in Fatberg City, the Pooverse and The Chungus Trail, all of which were completely destroyed at the end following Greasy Gus's death and everything that ever existed was also destroyed along with it, excluding Brick and Confuzzy as they were the only survivors.

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Brick's Autistic Empire Era (9,000,001 AD - 100,000,000 AD)
Brick's Autistic Empire Era was set in what was originally Fatberg City before it's end in 3865 AD and the newly created Lasagnaverse. Fatberg City was reclaimed by Brick and renamed to Brick's Autistic Empire. Confuzzy had created the Lasagnaverse after he had been taught how to create life by Garfield, this is where he had began the Confuzzy Empire, the first kingdom of the Lasagnaverse. This era was essentially a massive 91 million year war between the Confuzzy Empire and Brick's Autistic Empire, ending with the beginning of the last battle known as The End of Times Battle.

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Kris Youngberg Era (100,000,000 AD)
After Brick and Confuzzy had evolved into their ultimate forms, Federal Agent Kris Youngberg and dominic., they had a 1 microsecond long battle that ended everything in existence a second and final time, which was known as The End of Times Battle. John Cruise October 10, 2018 Kris, I never had the pleasure of meeting your wife and kids but, my heart and prayers are with them. You were one of my first supervisors when I began my law enforcement career at Cleveland County, almost 12 years ago. I remember being impressed by your high standards of character and the unwavering morality you displayed. Thank you for investing your time to teach myself and so many others. Rest in peace. Your watch continues, in those you trained!

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