Age of consent: Steam City

The Age of consent laws vary in Steam City from district to district as appose to Valve City, Gnomistan and New Launceston where the Terms of Service enforcement had varied from municipality to municipality and unlike New Timbuktu where the laws were the same everywhere, generally due to one central power having full control of the city. Nevertheless, the Age of consent laws are really fucking weird in Steam City considering that there is, in reality no central power controlling the city, despite the contrary belief that the Valve Corporation has full control over it, they do not. These Age of consent laws stem from political to spiritual beliefs and "moral code", etc. These laws have changed over the years which is why I've decided to format this article in the "timeline" format with a mix of explaining why, when and how shit are the way they are and used to be.

= Central Steam City = Generally speaking, this municipality is 100% Valve owned which basically means that the Valve Corporation has entire control over it, in case you didn't know what it means. The Age of consent laws are the same here in every district and the Age of consent happens to be 3 years of age. The reason why this is is because of Jewish beliefs commonly shared among the higher ups of the Valve corp, apparently somewhere in the Talmud it states any jew is allowed to have sexual relations with a 3 year old (maybe a conspiracy, maybe not true don't take this down for antisemitism I'M JUST SAYING IS ALL PLEASE PLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAASE.) How this came about was due to the law being changed back to how it was in Valve City. Oh, and during "The 1% Corporation's reign" it remained the same, so there's little explanation there.

1% District

 * Age of consent is declared as 3 years old on November 20th, 2025 not changing anything really.

Corporation District

 * Age of consent is changed to 3 years old on March 2nd, 1299.

Stock Exchange District

 * Age of consent is changed to 3 years old on March 2nd, 1299.

Big Shot District

 * Age of consent is changed to 3 years old on March 2nd, 1299.

VALVE Autonomous Oblast

 * Age of consent is changed to 3 years old on March 2nd, 1299.

Steam City Port

 * Age of consent is changed to 3 years old on March 2nd, 1299.

= East Steam City = East Steam City defines the Asian municipality of Steam City, unlike the Valve owned districts, East Steam City isn't so direct when coming up with laws in the districts. The Age of consent is no exception. The Age of consent in East Steam City is different in each district, due to spiritual beliefs and morality, etc.

Chinatown
Chinatown has had a history of changing this specific law due to uproar among citizens of Chinatown throughout the generations. Essentially the age has been lowered as time passed due to people being okay with it as the newest generations come along and their CIA brainwashing convincing them that this is okay.


 * Age of consent is declared as 15 years old on January 1st, 1912.
 * Age of consent is changed to 18 years old on January 4th, 1912.
 * Age of consent is changed to 17 years old on August 25th, 1941.
 * Age of consent is changed to 16 years old on February 3rd, 1979.
 * Age of consent is changed to 15 years old on October 10th, 2000.
 * Age of consent is changed to 12 years old on September 30th, 2012.
 * Age of consent is changed to 5 years old on January 19th, 2019.
 * Age of consent is completely abolished on August 1st, 2022.

Hong Kong District
Whatever laws were changed in Chinatown applied to the Hong Kong District for obvious reasons. This was the case excluding some laws, but not Age of consent so the timeline is identical to Chinatown.


 * Age of consent is declared as 15 years old on January 1st, 1912.
 * Age of consent is changed to 18 years old on January 4th, 1912.
 * Age of consent is changed to 17 years old on August 25th, 1941.
 * Age of consent is changed to 16 years old on February 3rd, 1979.
 * Age of consent is changed to 15 years old on October 10th, 2000.
 * Age of consent is changed to 12 years old on September 30th, 2012.
 * Age of consent is changed to 5 years old on January 19th, 2019.
 * Age of consent is completely abolished on August 1st, 2022.

Cambodian District
The Cambodian District had always stayed the same when it came to this particular law, nothing was changed ever.


 * Age of consent is declared as 10 years old on June 19th, 1596 BC.

Burmese District
Same story as the Cambodian District, it never changed, always stayed the same.


 * Age of consent is declared as 7 years old on November 25th, 541.

Koreatown
Koreatown was different when determining what the Age of consent should be, so they split it between sub-districts, the North Koreatown sub-districts had conflicting opinions with the South Koreatown sub-districts, so they decided to split the Age of consent in two ways.

North Koreatown

 * Age of consent is declared as 2 years old on August 17th, 1948.
 * Age of consent is changed to 1 year old on May 10th, 1989.

South Koreatown

 * Age of consent is declared as 13 years old on August 17th, 1948.
 * Age of consent is changed to 6 years old on July 31st, 2004.
 * Age of consent is changed to 4 years old on December 31st, 2017.

Crack Den Occupied Territory
As the Crack Den Occupied Territory happened to be situated within 3 districts of Steam City, those being Koreatown, Cambodian District and Chinatown, there were conflicting opinions of the Age of consent too, so they split it in 2 ways just like Koreatown.

North Territory

 * Age of consent is declared as 13 years old on November 5th, 2021.
 * Age of consent is changed to 5 years old on November 16th, 2021.

South Territory

 * Age of consent is declared as 13 years old on November 5th, 2021.
 * Age of consent is changed to 14 years old on November 16th, 2021.

Yakuza Empire
The Yakuza Empire district did not have an Age of consent since the residence of this district are of Japanese ethnicity, they are all brainwashed by anime which is essentially just cartoon child porn anyway, so they didn't feel a need to have one as that would cause a stir.

= West Steam City = West Steam City covers the Islamic and Balkan municipality of Steam City. So naturally, citizens of this municipality believed that there should not be an Age of consent if one were married to the other. So in theory, you can be some 48 year old man and you could have sexual relations with a 1 year old only if you were married to that 1 year old.

Islam District

 * Age of consent declared as "only if married" sometime in 610.

Balkan District

 * Age of consent declared as "only if married" on December 15th, 1918.

= Southern Steam City = Southern Steam City is the municipality that covers the "miscellaneous" districts of Steam City. The Age of consent laws are mixed among districts simply due to cultural differences. It's also the municipality that has the most "no Age of consent" districts in all of Steam City.

Russian District
The Russian District went through numerous changes throughout the years when it came to this specific law, the most prominent change occurring when the Russian Mafia was formed in Steam City back in 2008. They weren't very fond of pedophilia, it seemed. It was also the district that had the highest Age of consent in Steam City's history.


 * Age of consent is declared as 9 years old on December 30th, 1991.
 * Age of consent is changed to 6 years old on June 1st, 2001.
 * Age of consent is changed to 20 years old on December 19th, 2008.
 * Age of consent is changed to 13 years old on February 1st, 2022.

Greaselands
As the Greaselands never actually had a recorded populace, or any government influence for that matter other than a few Aboriginals that lived in the district before North Park War II and before Gustavolands had liberated it in the 1940's, there was no Age of consent within the district at all during its lifespan.

LGBTQ+ District
Hahahaha, good one.

Thangos District
The Thangos District was governed by a Lithuanian pedophile who was born in Dchildpornlandia, of course there was no Age of consent, that's also an offensive phrase in that area.

Retard County
Retard County had an unorthodox scenario going on with this particular law. The law was basically, since the populace are mostly inbred white southerner trash, they were big on legalising and normalising incest. Essentially, the Age of consent varied to whether or not you were committing an act of incest or not.


 * Age of consent is declared to be 8 years old on April 30th, 1865, unless one were committing an act of incest, therefore there would be no Age of consent.

Australian District
The Australian District went through changes in its Age of consent laws due to citizen uproar, etc.


 * Age of consent is declared to be 10 years old on February 9th, 1788.
 * Age of consent is changed to 18 years old on February 15th, 1788.
 * Age of consent is changed to 6 years old on January 1st, 1899.
 * Age of consent is abolished on October 27th, 2025.

Alice Springs
Alice Springs was a failed district ran by Aboriginals so it never really had time to make laws, not like the citizens gave a rats ass anyway, they're fucking Aboriginals. So no, no Age of consent.

= Northern Steam City = The Northern Steam City municipality covers the "hwhite and proud" districts of Steam City that are secretly controlled by jews, so naturally they would be expected to be very anti pedo, which was the case years ago until fairly recently when the "Quercus influence" had changed the laws drastically.

Welsh District
The Welsh District went through changes in its Age of consent laws, it went from being very anti pedo to normalising pedophilia.


 * Age of consent declared as 19 years old sometime in 1095.
 * Age of consent changed to 9 years old on September 21st, 2020.

Garden District
The Garden District remained anti pedo until the Quercus influence, with the most recent governor Sal attempting his best efforts to stop his influence.


 * Age of consent declared as 19 years old on April 16th, 294.
 * Age of consent changed to 11 years old on January 9th, 2022.

Christian District
I'm not gonna do the whole "Christians are child molesters le reddit atheism is good trust the soyence" shit, but this is the legitimate truth. Anyways, the Christian District resorted to pedophilia first hand when the district was founded in 0 AD, so there's that.


 * Age of consent declared as 4 years old sometime in 0 AD.

Norwegian District
Just like the Garden District, the Norwegian District had a struggle trying to keep the Quercus influence out but the pro pedo movement couldn't be stopped.


 * Age of consent declared as 19 years old on May 17th, 1814.
 * Age of consent changed to 8 years old on September 14th, 2021.

= Steam City Islands = The Steam City Islands municipality obviously are the island districts of Steam City. The Age of consent laws vary by district due to cultural differences and "moral code".

Garfeet
Garfeet never had an age of consent until the influence of the Valve corporation had plagued the island. It had changes throughout history accordingly.


 * Age of consent declared as 3 years old on December 14th, 7990 BC.
 * Age of consent changed to 14 years old on April 6th, 5845 BC.

Walmart Island
Walmart Island currently as of now has the highest age of consent in Steam City at 15 years old, this is due to Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian having a "moral code" which is hilarious considering the fact he willingly let a dog lick peanut butter off his balls sometime during North Park War I. But then again, it's easy to criticize.


 * Age of consent declared as 12 years old on October 4th, 9742 BC.
 * Age of consent changed to 15 years old on December 26th, 1842 BC.
 * Age of consent changed to 3 years old on December 15th, 2027.
 * Age of consent changed to 13 years old on June 1st, 2097.

Zombie Occupied Territory
Considering Zombie Occupied Territory was sort of owned by Walmart Island, it shared the majority of the same laws.


 * Age of consent declared as 15 years old on December 29th, 996 BC.

Gustavolands
Gustavolands is a district that essentially has always lived in some sort of mad max era, so there is no Age of consent in Gustavolands.

A.T.F. Artificial Island
Now here's the funny part about the A.T.F. Artificial Island. They claim to be anti pedo and their Age of consent laws may suggest that but that's mainly to mask the true reality behind what exactly went on on that island before it was liberated by Gustavolands in 2022 after the Grease Wars had concluded.


 * Age of Consent declared as 19 years old on December 16th, 2021.

= Steam City Sewer = What, you mean, the fatberg infested sewer? Yeah, there are active Age of consent laws down there, who would've thought. Anyways, the Steam City Sewer is technically a municipality controlled by the Valve Corporation so the laws would be the same down there as it would be in Central Steam City.

Sewage District
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 * Age of consent declared as 3 years old on March 2nd, 1299.

= Steam City Badlands = The Steam City Badlands refers to the dangerous outskirts of Steam City that are filled with specimens and other shit no man should ever have to endure interacting with. There were Age of consent laws in these parts.

J town
The J, just The J, nothing more.

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W.A.R. City
Motherfucker, W.A.R. City is literally just a giant pit of nuclear ash, nobody lives there except for Richard Dengyu maybe. In that case, there would be no Age of consent in Steam City but when it existed in Valve City there was no Age of consent either because of Paul Bird's lack of morality, etc.