User:Greasy Gus

Greasy Gus (Born 900,000,000,000 BC) Known by many aliases such as GREASY GUS, Francis Friday, TF2's most hated woman LARPer, BodyBulder2003, Limp Bizkit Fan 2002, Syria Superpower 2021, THE REAL BADASS, MONGOL WARRIOR, God, Grease, Instagrammer, Black Baby, Giant Greaser, Jon Fan 2006, Super Dukey, Fart Master, The Stinkfist, FatRetardNiggaBalls37, HairyManFeet635, THE RING MASTER, THE ULTIMATE PEDOPHILE, The Poop Monster. Gus is a gigantic 17'11'' 9000 KG German thought-to-be Australian Bodybuilder originally thought to be from Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia. Gus is an artist who created the Steam City Renaissance. Gus is an autistic retard who never speaks without caps lock on. Though Gus seems like the most retarded and brain damaged autist in Steam City, he knows all about how people act and why they act how they do, like edgy emo retards. How does he know what others are like and why? He was one of them before. Gus now likes to make fart copypastas and collab with MC $cully on his Aryan songs.

Birth Of Greasy Gus And "Youth"
Gus was born on 900,000,000,000 BC after being formed from a very rare ancient fatberg meteor that crashed into Earth and created the Grease Pit in Australia. Gus Immediately sprang out from the stench ridden pit and ran to the nearest Ancient Abo Tribe and slaughtered everyone there and pooped in their faces. He then destroyed all of Australia. Killing everything in sight and then reclaimed that land as the Gustavolands. Though there was one man that Gus Could not kill and further so he feared him. Franky Fonoongah. Franky is a 55'6 giant overweight noongar and greasiest man to ever exist; that uses crutches to walk properly. Franky founded a town called Greaseville and Gus founded Gustown, both located on Walmart island, north of Gustavolands. in 1,800,008 BC. They were rivals, yet they didn't face each other due to the risk of their total power. So they never faced off, yet they started a war with the Gus Goons and the Franky Knights. It was a bloody battle, and due to the power of Franky's knights; they overtook the Gus Goons, Killing every single one of them. They then got to Gus himself who destroyed all of them; meanwhile, Franky had a heart attack and died, leaving his only child, Jorge Muegal Fonoongah. Gus spared this innocent 2 year old child who towered over him at a menacing 98'9. That child would grow up to be the menacing 221 KM wide fatberg monster.

Gus' Greasy Empire Ft. Diarrhea Master
In 1,600,000 BC, a man named Diarrhea Master would take a big poop on the Gustavolands and from that dung sprawled little 5'6 gremlins that you would call "turd monsters." These degenerate clueless filthy creatures would evolve into a subspecies of human called Primitive Sapienfolk. They make due of the land they have and become the locals. But in 1,502,021 BC some Abbos were left unkilled and now own small tribes in Gustavolands. "The Nyirripi petrol sniffing tribe is an aboriginal tribe from Nyirripi, northern territory, australia that made its way to gustavolands in 1,502,021 bc. The said tribe is extremely similar to what the curryman tribe did. Robbed people, beat up innocent people for no reason other than just for the fun of doing it, getting in trouble from the police, and just causing general chaos and havoc. These absolute vile human beings, I say the words "Human beings" very lightly since they are aboriginals, that are in this tribe, roam around a few neighborhoods and suburbs in steam city's indigenous slums for the aboriginal australians. Their main enemies are centrelink, every pub and every servo. They often smoke winston blue cigarretes that they obvious stole, and their children are often seen sniffing petrol and smoking cigarettes also. If you own a petrol station in steam city or happen to work at one around redfern and alice springs, be alert of these particular tribes." --zokh. BodyBuilder2003 would later come in, he is the biggest influencer in Steam City, max bench press 99999999999kg.

Here's a list of his hashtags:
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STEAM CITY BREAKING NEWS Most popular influencer in human history found dead at 48 in Wagga Wagga driveby NSW Australia. Popular influencer BodyBuilder2003, real name Thomas Warsaw was found dead by 2 gunshot wounds in the right hemisphere of his brain. Police say nothing unusual was about his death and doctors ruled it a drug overdose. CCTV cameras have seen an individual oddly resembling Patrick Bateman with a 4Chan t-shirt was there holding a Glock 20 handgun and shot toward his car but police say that BodyBuilder2003 wasn't in frame only his car so it would have been a drug overdose. Police say "If you see this man just don't do jack s*** and ignore him and let him go."

Later, WAY later, in 200 BC, The poopshitters finally evolve, They are average at 6'8 and very autistic and reek the smell of sour shit. and then in 1999 AD the Yogurt Males emerge. In Gustavolands, it is all very diverse and deadly.

Gus' Appearance and Athleticism
Gus is a badass bodybuilder. He is 17'11 and weighs 9000 KG. He is super Greasy and Autistic, he is a lookalike to young Tyson Fury but better. Gus has a neverending vigor of stamina and determination, he can kill anything if he puts his mind to it and smoke a star-sized cigar in one drag. HE IS SO FUCKING BADASS OH MY GOOODDDDD...

THE GREASY GUS YOU SEE
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GREASY GUS FIGHT CLUB: PART 1
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IM THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ STAR

GREASY GUS FIGHT CLUB: PART 2
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DAMO THE BEAST EMERGES FROM HIS CIGGY BUTT CAVE
Damo, his name is pronounced Day-mo for you non Australians. Damo is an Australian national hero who resides in steam city's Australian district. He's been looking for his lighter for 15 years now. He's a sigma male, don't let his appearance fool you, this man has been the CEO of over 4 companies in steam city and used to be the mayor of Lithgow, New South Wales. Damo doesn't sleep at all, he's quite literally never slept a day in his life since he always intakes methamphetamine despite not having a lighter to smoke his meth. Damo lives off his centrelink payments, although he hasn't received a single payment for 5 years due to him not finding a proper job, he doesn't need one however.

Nicknames: F*ckwit, Ciggy-Butt Brain.

ABBO DREAMTIME STORY.
Qysvsgsb4ywj27wuwbdndndbsbdbdbdbdbWEDEEEEEEWOOOOOOWEEEEWOOOWEEREWOOO IT'S THE BLACKTOWN POLICE RUN GORDON IT'S DA POLICE MAN BRAH, FLABBA WABBA JABBA BABBA NOONGAHHHHH WEEEEWOOOWEEEEEWOOOO NORTHERN TERRITORY POLICE, GET ON DA GROUND YA FILTHY ABBO DOG BANG BANG BANG WEEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO

NOONGAH KEEPS RUNNING, HE TRIPS OVER THE HOME DISTILLERY IN HIS SHACK, HES BREWIN FAKCEN VB ALES THRU A STRAW IN AN ALUMINUM BARREL MASH POT. THE HOT MIX GETS EVERYWHERE AND GORDON ESCAPES. NOONGAH PAID THE PRIVE 4 OLE GORDEN EH M8?

NOONGAH IN PRISON CHAPTER 1#

HE MEETS HIS NEW CELLY NAMED OWANGAH OWBBAH BABBAH GAROUNGAH AND THEY HIT IT OFF. OWANGAH HAS BEEN BREWIN HIS OWN VB ALE UNDER HIS BUNK SINCE B4 NOOGAH'S ARRIVAL. L8R THAT DAY THEY FASHION A SHANK FROM A KANGAROO'S BONE. THE WHITE DOGS WILL REGRET MAKING FUN OF NOONGAH @ LUNCH TIME IN THE PRISON...

WEEEWOOOWEEEWOO POLICE, OPEN DA DOOR YA FILTHY DAWG BRAH YOU BEEN VIOLATIN COVID LOCKDOWN LAWS YA DAWG WE GONNA F*** YIU UPYAF***INDAWWWGGFBRAHHHF***INGHELLBIGMERVHIDEDABONGBRAHHISEDAWEEDHIDEDAHEROINPUTITINYAASSMATE

NOONGAH IN PRISON CHAPTER 2#

NOONGAH SHANKS THE WHITE DOG IN HIS FAKCEN CHEST AND TEACHES HIS CREW A LESSON! U CALL NOONGAH NAMES AND TAKE HIS BREAD ROLL ULL HAVE HELL 2 PAY. L8R ON HE MEETS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE ON THE YARD. ITS THIS FINE SISSYBOY WITH HIS PRISON SHIRT TIED UP IN2 A KNOT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS CHEST, HIS LONG DARK BLACK ABBO HAIR HANGS DOWN LONG AND BEAUTIFUL. NOONGAH CANT RESIST AND HE GETS MARRIED IN PRISON. NOW WITHA LIFE AHEAD FOF HIM NOONGAH GIVES UP ON THE VIOLENT LIFE. HE VOWS 2 RETURN BAK HOME A NEW MAN AFTER HIS STINT IN PRISON ENDS

NOONGAH IN PRISON CHAPTER 3#

NOONGAH STUMBLES IN2 THE CHAPEL FOR HIS FORMAL MARRIAGE CEREMONEY AND HE HEARS SOMETHING.... SUDDENLY HE GETS COLD FEET AND CANT WALK ANOTHER INCH. HE'S HEARD VOICES THE MOMENT HE WALKED IN. GOD IS SPEAKING 2 HIM. TELLIG HIM 2 REJECT THE DIRTY WAYS OF GEY SECKS AND HE MUST RETURN BAK 2 TRADITION. NOONGAH RIPS OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES AND ADORNS THE TRADIOTONAL ABBO CLOTHING; A COUPLE OF WALLABY SKINS ON HIS FEETS, AND A TINY CLOTH THT DOESNT EVEN HIDE HIS MONSTER C0CK. NOONGAH PUNCHES THE UGLY FEMBOY IN THE FACE AND GRABS A BIBLE. HE BURNS THE BIBLE 4 A WARM FIRE SO HE CAN ROAST LIZARDS N SH** ON THE FIRE, CUZ HES A SICK **** AYE M8? HE GOES BAK 2 LIVIN OFF THE LAND. HE ONLY EATS WHAT HE CATCHES IN THE PRIOSON YARD. NO MORE WHIE DOG MEALS 4 HIM.

NOONGAH IN PRISON CHAPTER 4# RELEASE DAY CU.MS 4 NOONGAH HES READY AN HES GONNA RUN STR8 OUT IN2 THE BUSH BUT THERES A PROBLEM THE DIRTY WHITE DOGS HAVE STOPPED HIM FROM LEAVING HIS CELL. AS IT TURNS OUT HES BEING CHARGED 4 ASSAULT AGAINST HIS FORMER FEMBOI FINACEE, AND HES EARNED ANOTHER FEW YEARS, WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF PAROLE. THIS SENDS NOONGAH BAK IN2 A DEPRESSION WHER HE STARTS ABUSING VB ALES AND UNFILTERED TOBACCO AGAIN. THIS IS THE DARER SIDE OF NOONGAH NO 1 HAS EVER SEEN B4...

..............................NOONGAH LEAVES PRISON #1 NOONGAH IS SITTING BAK IN DA PARK WITH GORDOEN AND THEYRE SMOKEN ON CRACK 2GETHER IN THE CITY MAIN CNETRELINK PARKING LOT AND WHAT DO U KNOW THE ROVAL GANG IN NORTHERN TERRITORY THE SUN YEE ON SHAKE THEM DOWN 4 A FEW DARTS AND AN UNCASHED CENTRELINK CHEQUE. NOONGAH WAS GONNA USE THEM FUNDS 2 BUY HIS DREAM CAR. A 1987 AU FALCON..... HE PLANS HIS REVENGE CAREFULLY. THE NEXT DAY WEITH GORDON THEY BUST DOWN THE DOOR OF THE SUN YE ON HIDEOUT, ARMED WITH ONLY HIS ROO BONE HE CLUBS THE FIRST BLOKE HE SEES, HE DROPS LIKE A BAG OF MILK. THE NEXT 1 CU.MS OUT,,,, ITS THE SAME CU.NT WHO STOLE HIS CHEQUE. NOONGAH SMILES @ HIM AND SAYS OI M8, U READY 4 ME? I GOT THE WOODLAND GROUSE FIGHTING STYLE. UR TIGAH STYLE AND MANTIS AINT GOT SH** ON ME YELLOW DOG!!!! COME @ ME

NOONGAH LEAVES PRISON 2# .............................................................................................................

NOONGAH DEFEATS THE EVIL MAN ROM HONG KONG AND RECIEVES HIS CHECQUYE BAK AND HE CHASHES IT. BASICALLY THEN HE DRIVES OFF IN THE SUNSET WITH HIS FREN GORDON. AFTER THAT THEY LIVE IN THE BUSH AS THEY SHOUD HAVE. NO WHUTE MAN 2 SEE 4 MILES................ BEAUTFUL.

NOONGAH ENDING SCENE:

FADES FROM BLACK SHWING NOONGAHS BIG GRIN. HE HAS EVERYTHING IN HIS LIFE ALIGNED HOW HE LIKES IT. BUT ON THE HORIZON U CAN SEE A NEW FOE APPROACHING. ITS THE KARA BOGA CLAN! OH SH** NOONGAH! RUN!

The Grease Wars Part 1: Failed Negotiations.
The 2022 Grease Wars was dubbed the most brutal war that ever happened in Steam City in over 1000 years, over 2 million casualties. The Grease Wars involved MANY groups and factions in steam city to all come together to finally end The A.T.F. once and for all. The reason it was named "The Grease Wars" was because the leader of The A.T.F. wanted to invest in the grease trade in Gustavolands, despite being enemies of the same person who is in 100% control of this trade, Greasy Gus. Jacks obviously had known this, but Jacks lacks common sense and doesn't know when to stop when he already had lost 2 wars and winning 0 wars.

Grease Factory Headquarters, Gustavolands, Steam City circa. 2022

When Jacks sent a few of his boot lickers from The A.T.F. to the grease factory headquarters to make a deal with Gus about being in control of some of the Grease trade in Gustavolands, Gus immediately laughed and farted on The A.T.F. negotiators, which killed them, then Gus sent their corpses to The A.T.F. artificial island that was built on the outskirts of Steam City by The A.T.F..

Jacks' lore accurate bedroom, A.T.F. Artificial Island, Steam City circa. 2022

Needless to say, Jacks was obviously very pissed off and raged like a cuck in his bedroom, as you can see from the picture there. Jacks is a descendant of Jaxx senior after all. Oh, and he declared war on Greasy Gus, big mistake.

The Grease Wars Part 2: Preparing For War
Greasy Gus had notified his ally's that he was going to war with The A.T.F. and every single one of The A.T.F.'s enemies prepared for war, yes, every single one. So that's like 50 extremely powerful factions vs The A.T.F.. Jacks clearly had a death wish, but everyone wanted Jacks dead once and for all.

Since Jacks was stealing members from these factions like some sort of grifter, the A.T.F. grew a bit of power, enough power to build an artificial island on the outskirts of Steam City, The A.T.F. at this stage was maybe just as powerful as a group like The 53% which played a major role in this war (obviously), so they would put up a fair fight against some of their enemies.

Here are some photos of factions preparing for this war:

Nyirripi Petrol Sniffing Tribe soldier testing his f******* weapons

53% Soldiers preparing for war

Gaybania soldiers going to war

Photo from Imarat Kavkaz declaring war on The A.T.F. speech

The Grease Wars Part 3: The Naval War
The first major battle was a naval battle in the Gustavo Sea just outside the eastern coast of Steam City, please ignore the water to the left, that is not lore accurate, it was a mistake. Anyways, as you can see, The black dots and lines represent Greasy Gus's fleet of rowboats with 7'8" giant muscular abbo infantry aboard, these abbo's were actually apart of the Nyirripi Petrol Sniffing tribe, yes, they went to war with The A.T.F. too, remarkable. The rowboats belong to Greasy Gus.

You can also see The A.T.F. which represents the red dots and that giant f***** line there on the map, that's the A.T.F.'s super boat, the most powerful boat in Steam City, almost indestructible. The A.T.F. navy were armed with fortnite fart bombs that they threw at the abbo's, but the abbo's have immunity to fart smells because they are usually covered in their own feces everyday. So the A.T.F. lost this battle.

Oh, and Greasy Gus pooped on The A.T.F. island with the help of The 53%, Gaybania and Crack Den soldiers.

The Grease Wars Part 4: The Grease Portal
After The A.T.F.'s naval boats were defeated, soldiers from the factions such as The 53%, GAYBANIA, Crack Den and Gang Alcohol arrived on The A.T.F.'s artificial island. Jacks had enough of this and deployed his entire arsenal of nukes, missiles and fortnite fart bombs at Greasy Gus. Greasy Gus survived but it pissed him off real bad.

Monster Truck Mater joins the battle, running over The A.T.F.'s soldiers, but Gus was getting impatient, so he unleashed his most powerful weapon.

This is Greasy Gus's grease portal, Jacks ended up firing his "world ending nuke" at the f*******g thing which blew the entire portal up, this sent a huge shockwave which caused The A.T.F. artificial island to collide with Gustavolands, causing mountains to form which the Petrol Sniffing Tribe Abbo's on land climbed over to kill the remaining A.T.F. soldiers.

The Grease Wars Part 5: The A.T.F. HQ Infiltration, The Death of Jacks & The Fall Of The A.T.F.
A.T.F. Headquarters, A.T.F. Artificial Island, Steam City, circa. 2022

After The A.T.F.'s soldiers were sucked up into the Grease portal, dozens of 53%, Gaybania, Crack Den and Gang Alcohol soldiers infiltrated The A.T.F.'s HQ to find Jacks and bring him to Greasy Gus alive. They did find Jacks, and Jacks started to cry which made the soldiers almost pity him, but when Jacks was bought to Greasy Gus, he had already voided his bowels, he sh*t himself.

Gus killed Jacks with a giant lazer gun while all the leaders of every faction watched, now that the A.T.F. was gone, Greasy Gus decided to take over the A.T.F.'s artificial island to build more Grease factories and fortnite fart bombs. Here is Jacks' grave:

Naturally after this, The A.T.F. was a lost cause, every remaining member was either killed or killed themselves but the war is technically not over yet. Before Jacks died, he sent a bunch of extremely well trained assassins to assassinate Lei Feng, and they actually succeeded. The Grease Wars Part 6: The Assassination Of Lei Feng & The Hong Kong Shootout

Lei Feng Memorial, Chinatown, Steam City circa. 2022

Lei Feng was assassinated after Jacks was killed by Greasy Gus. Jacks sent a group of extremely well trained assassins to pull it off and they succeeded, Lei Feng is dead, may he rest in peace. So the Sun Yee On were enemies of The A.T.F. and they didn't fight in the war too much, this event was their biggest impact, the Hong Kong shootout, the very last major battle of The Grease Wars.

Hong Kong District, Steam City circa. Jan 2022

The Hong Kong shootout started when The A.T.F. assassins ended up getting lost in Chinatown and stumbled their way in Steam City's Hong Kong District, enemy territory. A couple of members from The Sun Yee On saw them and called for an ambush. The A.T.F. assassins were ambushed and a massive shootout happened, only 23 casualties were involved in this battle, The A.T.F. assassins were killed while few Sun Yee On members survived.

BIG TRUCKER 1974
Largest trucker to ever exist, he farts on everything, he has never lost an argument or a fight due to his massive frightful energy, he is the same person as Greasy Gus but more autistic and powerful. dont fuck with him.

He eats roadkill and drinks beer, here are some examples of that

HEY YALL TRUCKERS I SMELL SOME ROADKILL ON I43... SMELLS LIKE RATS AND DOGSS!!! READY FOR THE BIG FEAST??

AUAUGHGHH AUAUAGHGHHHH SNIFFFFF SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP

LETS GET TO THE FEEAASSSTTT, TRUCKERS UNITE

WANNA COME TO THE FESWAAAASSSSTT AUUGGHH AUSAUAUAUGHGHHH THIS METH IS SO FUCKING WOINDERFUL

HEY YALL TRUCKERS, I SMELL NEW DOG MEAT DOWN ON THE HIGHWAY NEXT TO MACCAS

SNIIIFFFFFF I SMELL SOME ALIVE DOGGIES!!!! MMMNNMNMMNNMMMMMM GRRRAAAYGUUGHGHHH SHCLORPSCHLOPRSHCLORPSCHLOPRSHCLORPSCHLOPRSHCLORPSCHLOPRSHCLORPSCHLOPR

ONMOMONOMOMNNONMONNMONNMNO SHCLORPSCHLOPRSHCLORPSCHLOPRSHCLORPSCHLOPRSHCLORPSCHLOPRSHCLORPSCHLOPRSHCLORPSCHLOPR YUMMY DOG MEAT

ATTENTION ALL TRUCKERS, THERE'S SOME STIIINNKIN' MUTT MEAT THAT'S BEEN RAN OVE BY US TRUCKERS ABOUT... *SNIIIIIFFFFFF* 20 TIMES.. YEAH 20 TIMES SMELLS RIGHT!!! FROM ME... IT'S ABOUT... *SNIIIFFFFFF* 34 MILES AWAY ON I94... TRUCKERS ROLL OUT!!!!

daaannngg how bout that yall, his dad left em... AUAAUGGHGH HAAUUGHGH SANIIFFFFFFFFFFF I SMEELL ROADKILL DOWN ON I85 IT SMELLS LIKE DEAD DOGS!!! SNIIFFFFFFF AUGGHHH YUMMY

"we have fought back those wretched FURRIES and now the CRYSTAL METH TRCKDERS OWN THIS GROUP!!!" - Success of Big Trucker

THE CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION
Originally founded by Zokh while Greasy Gus was asleep, THE CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION is now one of the most powerful groups as Gus took over after Zokhs death. THE CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION owns a lot of groups... too much to list other than one in particular, the Anti Furry Coalition. This group needed the help of THE CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION so we did.

This group despite it's name was taken over by furfags. And to much success we overthrew them, killing the group along with removing the furries. However this led to Gus' first community ban, he was that powerful to have led millions of e-crusades and this was his first ban. THE CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION killed The Anti Furrs and has since gone on more rampages.

TREVSTER
Best clam fisherman in existence, he is a ginger neanderthaal from ireland and he loves beer, trucking, goth girls on farms, and boating, he especioally loves his favorite music genre, Wigger Slam.

THE BLOOD TURD, GUS RAP NAME
THE BLOOD TURD - BIG STINKY CRAPS SUPER STENCH ALBUM

"AYO... YA YA YA YA YA YA... AY AYA YA AY OHH YEAAAHHH THE BLOOD TURD IN THE HOUUUSEEE YAYAY YA YA YA YA OHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA THERES A HALF DECOMPOSED FETUS LODGED UP MY ASS THERES A HALF DECOMPOSED FETUS LODGED UP MY ASS THERES A HALF DECOMPOSED FETUS LODGED UP MY ASS THERES A HALF DECOMPOSED FETUS LODGED UP MY ASS THERES A HALF DECOMPOSED FETUS LODGED UP MY ASS ... YA YA YA YA YA AY AY YO... BLOODY TURD IN DA HOUUUSEEE THERES A HALF DECOMPOSED FETUS LODGED UP MY ASS THERES A HALF DECOMPOSED FETUS LODGED UP MY ASS THERES A HALF DECOMPOSED FETUS LODGED UP MY ASS AY AY YA OOOOOHHHH"

Greasy Gus in real life
The real Greasy Gus behind the screen is only a mere 6'6'' American man. Very boring and not autistic.

BIG BRAPPA
BIG BRAPPA is a notorious Childpornian band made my Greasy Gus, Ezra, Ronan, and Jason. They rap about farts, parps, poop, fart clouds, raping kids, sniffing kid farts, farting in kids, kiilling small children with farts, mary parpins. pedophilia. They are very aryan.

You can find Big Brappa on soundcloud city.

LOVEPARPA#CHIEFQUEEFPARPINFREESTYLE by BIG BRAPPA

These fuckers at school are always tellin' me, "Your farts don't stink, your parps don't stink." I'm here to tell you to shut the fuck up. My parps they do stink, my farts they do stink. Uh, yeah, let me get a shrink potion and then shove you up my butt and then fart. Ooh and make you eat all my poop, uh, yeah yeah yeah yeah. He said i dont put in no work. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I be fartin' I be shittin' I be cummin'.

Ay, love parpa... uh, i sniff parps, uh, i sniff farts, ooh, yeah. I sniff farts. I sniff parps, I, fart out big stinky parps, and they make clouds and they stink. Ooh, ooh. They stink so bad, ooh, Ooh yeah smell my fart ooh smell my parp, ooh. I be brappin' Brapping and im rapping. Ooh, this is my rap, this is my brap, *PPPRBBBTTTT* Yeah thats what my braps sound like. They stink really bad too. Uh, uh, yeah, I'm not a jew. Because I fart.

Uh, yeah, I be fartin' and shittin' and cummin', ooh, yeah. Sniff my fart *PRRBTTT PRRRBBTTTT PBBRTTT PTTBBTTTT* Yeah, big parps, Ooh, big farts, ooh. I hotbox the car, with my fart. Ooh, ooh, yeah, the car gets real stinky from my parps. And the people sniff them. And they're like "Oh boy thats a stinky one, thats a stinky one ooh."

I'm a pedophile, i'm a pedophile, I fart in kids. I rape kids. Ooh, yeah, I'm a rapist. Ooh, yeah, I'm not racist. Because I be sniffin all kinds of farts. Ooh, yeah, I like big green farts, ooh, I like big brown farts. I like braps, yeah, I like farts, ooh. I like parps, ooh, they smell like fart, ooh. My room smells like farts, why? because i be parp. in.

Yeah, I'm Mary Parpins yall. Ooh, yeah, im mary parpins. Ooh, yeah, I have parpinsons disease. Ooh, yeah, because the brappening is happening. Yeah, ooh, I be fartin' and shittin' and cummin'. I be pissin, i be pissin' in childrens mouths. Because I'm a pedophile, yeah.

lock your doors, why? because I'm gonna rape your kids. Damn, I like rapiing kids, damn. I be sniffin farts, why? I be sniffin farts, damn. I be sniffin' big stinky farts. Yeah, yeah yeah, big juicy stinky farts, yeah. And I be parpin', ooh, I be shittin' and I be cummin'. Ooh, yeah, come sniff my stinky farts, ooh.

PETER STOOL
Peter Stool is one of the most powerful gus creations. Peter Stool was always being filmed against his will, dating back to the earliest times of BBC (Before Big Chromosome). Still being filmed to this day by the legendary Brody Fartbag, the Dpedophile King and leader of Dchildpornlandia. Also known as the Incredible Jew.

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