Australians

= Summary = For no reason whatsoever, there seems to be a huge number of aussies currently in Steam City as well as a fairly small population in Valve City when it existed. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, it's up to an individual to decide. The aussies aren't necessarily a group, because they often tend to assimilate themselves into other groups mentioned in this wiki, although there are some behavioral patters exclusive to them. Firstly, all of them seem to have a big affinity towards the Chinese government. From my personal experience, I've known multiple aussies, who had a wet dream about being abducted into a chinese cloning facility hidden deep in the kunlun mountains, which makes absolute sense, because aussies have been a chinese coalmine for over 20 years now, and a certain gene of subservience has been present in their genome ever since. While few are explicitly embracing their australianness on steam, they are all united in their hate towards the aboriginals and kiwis alike. It's not all that bad however. Aussies are often seen celebrating every single day of their life, and rightfully so, because they somehow managed to live X years in the most inhospitable place on the entire fućking planet. With venomous insects the size of your palm and temperatures varying from -15℃ to 48℃, every 24 hours is a constant struggle for survival. There also happens to be a trend of sinophobia rising among young australians (which contradicts them loving the chinese communist party, but that doesn't seem to bother them too much), stemming from a huge influx of genetically superior chinese people travelling to australia for study and work, humiliating native aussies with their grandeur. Apart from being incredibly loud, even through a text medium, and their very quick mood swings they are some of the most creative people in this shithole known as steam city.

= History in the Valve City Era =

The Gerbil Felchers
yeah

The Gerbil Wars
yeah

= History in the Modern Steam City Era =

Gustavolands
yeah

The Australian District
yeah

The Antipodean Resistance
yeah

The Abo Genocide's
yeah

The Abo War
yeah

The Centrelink Massacre
yeah

The 50%
yeah

The 51%
yeah

The 53%
yeah

The 56%
yeah

DEUS
yeah

Saving Rivellon
yeah

Templar Order
yeah